Thursday, October 30, 2008

Anything for fun .... lol

Anything for fun .... lol
(This is a part of a story called" The Legend of Sandeep Malan".I loved this post and I couldn't stop laughing .... so I have posted it here for my readers..This was actually posted in Writers Lounge )


Sandeep rushed to his home. He paid 500 bucks to the auto, and without even waiting for the change, immediately rushed to his apartment. His apartment was in the most posh area of Juhu. It was that area of Mumbai which was home to many bollywood stars including Salman Khan, Akshay Kumar, Hrithik Roshan….and the item girl Rakhi Sawant. Sandeep had spent a fortune a few weeks ago in buying his 13th floor apartment just facing the building where Rakhi Sawant resided. He had spent all his savings, borrowed money from a goon, sold his ancestor’s house…much to the horror of his father, cut on his dates with Richa…just to get enough money for this apartment. Such was his craze for the item girl. There was a time when he used to spend maximum time with Richa. Richa, his love from his college days…the girl who won his heart when she sealed their love with a kiss. Sandeep was totally mad and passionate for her. He was always like that…passionate, moody, crazy!

He rushed to take the lift for his floor. It was 6.54 pm. And the lift got stuck. “Damn!! No!! God...you can’t do this to me! No!!”, he was growing impatient. The lift was back in order at 6.56 pm. But those two minutes seemed like ages to Sandeep. He was getting desperate. He reached his apartment at 6.57 pm and switched on the TV as soon as he entered. Straight to the ‘Hot Channel’ for the ‘Night out with Rakhi’ show. He waited for the 7 pm show and turned the volume to max and danced continuously for two hours at all the cheap Rakhi item numbers watching her live performance alongside. There was a time when the neighbours used to complain…not anymore. They had lost all hopes. Rakhi Sawant was his passion. He used to spend hours at his balcony waiting to get a glimpse of Rakhi who lived on exactly the same floor in the opposite building. Once he was even caught by the security when he was trying to reach Rakhi’s apartment by climbing up the sewage pipe. He then enjoyed a complete two day and one night stay at the prison. It was his friend Asbah who got him out and even convinced Richa that Sandeep was on a short business trip. Asbah was well aware of Sandeep’s latest craze and made every effort to hide this from Richa. But little did she know the extent to which that madness had evolved. She was as unaware as Sandeep himself!

It was 9.30 pm when he saw 5 missed calls from Richa on his phone. He thought of calling her back later. Just then he received a call from Supari Bhai, the local don from whom he had borrowed money for the apartment. He directed him to reach Marine Point in half an hour. Sandeep reached there to find Supari and his two men. “Abey shaney…tera time aa gaya lagta hai!! Vapas kar paise varna teri building se hi tujhe neeche tapka doonga!!”, he threatened. At that very moment Supari Bhai’s phone buzzed with the ringtone, “Arey ye to bataaa..sochta hai tu kyaaa….” This was the latest Rakhi Sawant item number and Sandeep’s favourite. He immediately started to dance on this song…step by step…exactly like Rakhi Sawant. He was singing and dancing madly. Marine Drive was a famous hangout spot and at that hour, there were many people hanging around. Sandeep was dancing like mad. Supari tried to stop him but could not. People were now staring at them. Supari and his men left the spot fearing police attention. Song by song…he kept on dancing and singing each item number of Rakhi Sawant.
It was then he spotted a couple in a compromising position making merry in a corner, away from preying eyes. The spot the couple had chosen was perfect as it was very difficult to spot them at this hour. Sandeep’s eyes lit up at the thought of mischief. He recalled a scene from yesteryears Rajni flick where the hero plays a moral police. Rakhi steps were replaced by Rajni’s poses in a matter of seconds and Sandeep started off in the direction were the couple were making merry. “Found a safe place you rascala’s….Rajni anna around and all this shit happening…Chumma Perai Kettavudane adhiruthilla (Doesn’t my name send a shiver down your spine?)…. Ponnum, pennum un pinnadi varanum...athu pinnadi nee pogakoodadhu..( Money and girls should always follow you, never go behind them)…Does not this chappy know that….Rascala…making merry in Rajni’s presence….Shoooo…Shooo…Go away….Go away…..Go away I say….Naan Oru Thadava Sonna ....Nooru Thadava Sonna Mathiri..!(I say it once, it’s as good as saying it a hundred times)”, Sandeep was shouting at the couple in true Rajni ishtyle. The couple were so engrossed in making merry that they had turned a deaf ear to the outside world. This enraged Sandeep. He started walking towards the couple after flicking a cigarette in the air which landed perfectly between his lips. He was walking in Rajni style. He was barely a metre away from the couple on romp when he stopped abruptly and dished out more Rajni dialogues. “Adhe kozhandhai kitta Sandeep Malannu sonna, innoru kaiyale avanga amma vaayayum moodum!” (Well, if you say the name ‘Sandeep Malan’ to that particular unborn child, it will close its mother’s mouth with the other hand!)…… Late ta vandalu Latest ta varuven(I come late but I come Latest)….put your clothes on you Rascala’s….and face Rajni….and get lost from here…..Yenna Rascalaaaa….Mind It!!!”, screamed Sandeep. A crowd had started gathering at the spot where Sandeep was belting dialogue after dialogue. More and more people were joining in to check out what the commotion was all about. Everyone who saw what was happening, was enraged at the couple.
The couple was shocked at this sudden intrusion and was clueless what was happening. The girl picked up her duppatta and fled the scene. Sandeep caught a glimpse of her when she ran past him. He had seen her somewhere. The face he saw bore a striking resemblance to Sarah Alexander, who was his colleague at office. Yes, it had to be her. That scar on her right cheek had confirmed his doubts. The guy was still in a state of shock. He was taken aback to see all the crowd that had gathered. Sandeep was still fuming, “Yennaaa Rascalaa…making merry at a secluded spot and marring the image of this great city…that too when Rajni’s disciples are around….Mind it!! You people…teach him a lesson…no one messes around in Rajni’s raj…..Mind it!!” The enraged mob attacked the guy and started beating him up. With every cry, Sandeep was laughing more hysterically. After beating him up for 5 minutes, Sandeep intruded and asked the crowd to stop. “Rajni’s biggest strength is his ability to forgive and forget…Mind it!! One last slap in Rajni ishtyle and then you are free”, said Sandeep. He caught hold of the guy’s collars and pulled him towards him. The guy was bleeding profusely. He was crying loudly. “Look at me you rascala”, commanded Sandeep. The guy looked in his direction. Sandeep got the shock of his life. It was D’Silva!! His boss D’Silva!!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Happy Diwali....


Diwali is amongst the major festivals of India.This festival has its very own importance and it own specialities.We,Tamilians have a different approach towards this festival.This is a festival of joy and light to us.We get to share our happiness amongst our fellow neighbours.We get up early in the morning and take a traditional oil bath which marks the begining of diwali for south indians.After oil bath we are supposed to wear brand new dresses.We then distribute sweets to our neighbours and they reciprocate the same to us.Diwali shopping basically starts prior one week before the festival actually starts.Shopping includes various clothings and especially crackers.Crackers are an integral part of this festival.There is no diwali without festival.I remember few years ago ,we couldn't celebrate this festival owing to my grandfathers death.But after that we are continously celebrating this joyful festival of light.We light diwa's or candle near the home entrance which is a true indication of diwali.The main intention of this festival is to bring light into others life.There may be many people in distress and sorrows.This is the festival to forget all sorrows and get together and celebrate the festival.
I take this opportunity to wish all my friends and readers a very happy diwali.

I plan to take a long break from bloggerville owing to exams and projects.I have scheduled few of my posts .I will be back very soon.








Happy Diwali,Merry Christmas and a very happy New year.Hey guys my birthday is on 24th November ,do remember it :p


PS:Campus Files 3 will be posted soon, what was the idea?? lemme know

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Mnemonics....

Its 10.25 pm as per my watch and instead of sleeping I am busy doing my DSP problems.Yesterday our Viva timetable were out and I was shocked as our orals were starting from November 3.Now ,I guess I have to open my books else I am going to flunk this sem atleast in one paper.If my books had life ,then I am sure that it would have cried loud.
"Common !! ,this guys having his exams and he hasn't started his studies...some one save him please," that would be my books reaction.Jokes apart,I feel strange blogging at this time especially late night.My roll number is 71 and the orals for our batch starts from 65 onwards.Now ,I am confused and nervous coz I have to work hard in order to get good marks.I have been used to such situations before and now I am well accustomed to it.

I am writing this post to let my readers know all the tricks and mnemonics I used when I was in my junior college levels and recent years of Engineering.I bet it would be interesting.Many of you'll must be knowing it,especially mumbai students.
I was a Bio student and studying human organ is one of the most irritating thing to do in your life.One has to remember names like Islet of Langerhans,Pattela and so on.We had some thing called carpel bones in our 12th class.Its basically the wrist bones which are 8 in numbers.Our Arif sir tried to teach us and help us remember the bones.

She Looks Too Pretty Try To Chase Her

When our sir used to say this statement we all used to ask "Who sir ,who?" :P

Now ,here is the details of the above statement.
S - > Scaphoid
L -> Lunate
T -> Triquetrum
P -> Pisiform
T -> Trapezium
T -> Trapezoid
C ->Capitate
H -> Hamate

Isn't that amazing!!
Now lets switch to Physics and Electronics.
So every one must be knowing Ohms law.I should say that we had to scrubb our asses hard to remember the statement as we were just 14 then.
here is the formula of Ohm's Law.
V=RI

v= voltage,R =resistance,I = electric current

My way of remembering this was . "We are Indians(VRI)"

Every one must be aware of Mendeleefs periodic table .. I mean Modern periodic table.
The 7A group is called the group of Halides.The simplest way of remembering the compounds of the 7A group is
For Classes Bring ID
OR
First Class Biryani Item

Its as simple as remembering Fluorine,Chlorine ,Bromine and Iodine.
Now lets see what I have in Network Systems.

Our sir taught us the easiest way to remember all network layers of the OSO model.

It was Please
Please Do Not Trust (Travelling) Sales Person Always

Its for Physical Layer,Datalink layer,network layer,transport layer,session layer,presentation layer and application layer.I hope that was a good mnemonic ..

I had some different method to remember register color codes.
its
B B Roy Of GReat Britain had a Very Good Wife
It is used to represent different colors in a register and values are given according to the color positions.The different colors are blue,black,green,red,white,orange and so on

I also had ways to remember values of PI, root of 2 and root of 3

root of 2 = ek ka char ,ek ka char (1.4141)
root of 3 = ek saath teen ne do ko mara (1.732).

I some how feel that ,lazy people do such things to remember formulae's and codes.I found it useful as well.But this doesn't means that I am lazy.

I am feeling sleepy right now, please some one get me a cup of coffee, please :p




So,what mnemonics do you used when you were studying?

PS: Campus Files 3 will be updated soon, guess what the idea was :p

Friday, October 17, 2008

Movie tag..... tagged by Valencia

Once again ,I thank Valencia for this tag.This tag is called as the movie tag.Here ,it goes..
1. Name five of your all time favourite movies.
- Forrest Gump

- Kuch Kuch hota hai

- Ghajini ( tamil one)

- Taarein Zameen Par

- Rang de Basanti




2. Name one movie which you recommend as a "must see".
Rang de Basanti...i feel all youth should see this movie


3.one and only one movie that you have seen many times.

- Om Shanti Om... around 5 times.


4.which movie comes to your mind when I say funniest?
- Welcome.



5. which movie made you really emotional?
- Kuch Kuch hota hai

6. which movie series was as interesting as the first part?
- to be honest I hate the concepts of sequels.But ,the I liked Die hard 4,all the other 3 parts were awesome.I personally liked it.
Die hard 2,3 and 4.


7. which movie didnt, according to you, live up to your expectations?
- Kabhie Alvida na Kehna

- Kuselan.
( it came out as a shocker ..)


8. which movie surprised you?
- Chennai 28.

- Jane tu ya jaane naa
( surprised to see it being a super hit)

Ok ,now I am tagging Shruti ,Anurag , Ani, Mehreen and Gauri.
And all others who wanted to do this tag

PS: Campus Files - 3 will be posted soon ...so keep guessing what the idea would be :)

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

Campus Files - 2

Campus Files  - 2

(All characters in this story are imaginary.They don't have anything to do with those living or dead)


To read part 1,click here : Campus Files - 1


‘What crap?,’ said Ashu and Siddesh in unison…

‘You and President of ETESA?,’Ashu felt strange.She never wanted Sri to enjoy any post ,as she disliked Sri.She knew Srishant since last 2 years and she was very much aware of his ill manners and all weird things he does.She wished that some one responsible should take the post and not Sri.

‘I guess you joking ,Sri,’ Ashu said with a straight face.She wanted Vinesh or Siddhesh to be the President of ETESA.She was not supporting Srisanth for any post.She refuse to accept Srisanth as a president of ETESA.

‘Why should I joke,babe?,’ Sri laughed.

‘what the fuck ,you think of yourself?,’ Ashu said with a vex.Esha and Rahul came towards Ashu to stop them from further disputes.

‘Hey,mind your language, don’t you want me to be the president of ETESA,’ Sri asked gently.

Ashu said that she won’t wish to see him as a president of ETESA.She said that she would like to support the HOD’S view that only the best and the deserving individual should take the post and not just any one.

Sri was confused.He could not believe his eyes that Ashu was talking against him.

‘Ok,fine , would you like to take the post,’ He said to her.

‘I am not interested ,’she said to him.

‘Then,why the hell are you behaving like this,’ Sri said to her.

‘Get lost for once,’ he added.

She was agitated .She wanted her best friends Siddhesh and Vinesh to be the president of the committee.

Sri rushed to Esha.

‘Hey ,kay jhala tyala, achanak thyala kay vatles,’ Sri said to Esha in Marathi.

‘Hey,pan mala kahi maahit nahi,’She said to her best friend.

‘Thi vedi jhaali kay ,ata kay karayche ,’ Sri asked Esha.

‘KAY?,’she said to him and she left .

Sri was confused.By the mean time Ashu was involved in a deep conversation with her friends Siddhesh,Vinesh and Rahul.

‘Ashu ,I guess we should try avoiding Sri,’ Vinesh said to Ashu.

‘Yes,but I guess we should do justice to the other division guys as well,’ she said.

‘Even there are many rankers from the other divison.Why,just we think about ourself?,Even they should be a part of our ETESA committee.,’ she added.

Ashu was against Srishant’s view of ignoring ‘B’ division guys .She was against his selfish acts and thoughts .She wanted to do justice to the ‘B’ division guys.This was the main reason which had upset her.

Ashu was the topper of the 2004 ETRX batch with a score of 84.33% , followed by the ‘B’ division boy Naresh Singh who has just 1 marks behind her.According to Ashu,Srisanth was just an average student and he didn’t had any rights to talk against ‘B’ division guys.

‘then what are we going to do now,’Siddesh said addressing Ashu.

‘Well ,we have to think over it and where is Esha?,’ she said

‘must be involved in some bloody code chat with Sri,’ said Vinesh.

‘Think guys,we have to do some thing, think,’ She asked her friends to come up with a good solution.

‘Hey ,I got an idea, what ya think?,’ Rahul shouted.

(To be continued..)

Translations:

1)Hey ,kay jhala tyala, achanak thyala kay vatles = Hey,What happened to her,what does she thinks?

2)Hey,pan mala kahi maahit nahi, = Hey,but I don't know anything.


3)Thi vedi jhaali kay ,ata kay karayche = I guess she has gone mad,what to do now?

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Campus Files - 1

( All characters are imaginary.They have nothing to do with those living or dead)

‘Hey ,guys hurry up , we are having an important meeting with the HOD,’ said Srishant .This is the first time after many years that one could see such an enthusiastic and excited Sri.Sri always cared for his friends,he wanted to cherish every moment of his college life with his friends.He lived with a group of close friends who shared similar sort of behaviour with him.

‘yes Sri, we are aware of it,’said Esha.Esha and Srishant were the only maharashtrians in their entire group.At times,they spoke in Marathi so that people next to them won’t understand the language.It used to be their code langauage.

Srishant,Esha,Ashu,Rahul,Abhishek,Siddhesh and Vinesh were amongst the popular students of the entire 2004 batch.They studied in a ‘A’ graded Engineering college from Bangalore.HRM college of Engineering was amongst the top 20 Engineering colleges in Bangalore. Sri and friends were doing their Engineering in Electronics.They all were in 3rd year.This is the phase where the college demands some sort of active participation from the TE guys.’ETESA’(Electronics Engineering Students Association), is the main governing body of the electronics engineering stream which aims to bridge the gap between students and teachers.The members arrange seminar for students by inviting top IT professionals.The previous batch had invited Mr.Narayan Murthy and Mr .Anand Mahindra for their technical festival called “Techtrix”.Sri and group had always dreamnt of developing a good baseline for their juniors .They realized that ETESA was the only way by which they could full fill their desires and dreams.The entire electronics batch consisted of 140 students and consisted of 2 divisions of 70 students each.Sri and group had always lived together since first year.They wanted to work for their department and its welfare.Siddhesh was already working for the placement committee.

‘Hurry up guys, HOD is addressing a seminar,’ said Pushpalata madam.She was the academic co ordinator for the TE batch.

‘Hey ,guys ,listen ,’ said Siddhesh.

‘yup dude,’ said Rahul.

‘We should form our own team of members , what say?,’ said Siddhesh.

‘even I guess so ,’ said Srishant.

‘won’t we consider the other division guys ,’ said Esha as she had good friends in the ‘B’ division.

‘Neah,not at all,’ said Srishant.

Sri was very possessive.He never wanted others to come ahead.This was the case why he didn’t wanted the TE ‘B’ guys to join in ETESA.

‘why?,’ said she

‘coz they are a group of numb people,senseless worms, don’t know anything,’ he went on.

The HOD had decided that the senior professors will interview the candidates for the post.The candidates will be selected on the basis of the interview results.The HOD had made it clear that only clever and intelligent students who would work for the department were required.The candidates were supposed to nominate for posts such as President,vice president,treasurer,Co ordinator etc.Sri wanted all his friends to participate in the elections.Ashu and Vinesh were amongst the top students of the 2004 batch.They hardly had time for all such stuffs..

Atlast , Sri and group were selected.It was on their responsibility to select the suitable candidates for the posts.

‘Who would be the Prez?’asked Esha.

‘Offcourse me,’ said Srishant.

‘What crap?,’ said Ashu and Siddhesh in unison…

(to be continued..)

Friday, October 03, 2008

Rajni makes everything possible.....

He is a Super star.
He is the richest actor in India.
He is a Dream boy to every girl in Tamil Nadu.

He is a talent hub.
He is a style icon. He is a skilled actor .
He is .......... guess .
...
guesss.... and guess....

Rajni Kanth

Have you ever wondered how Rajni makes things possible.With his entry in Tamil cinema ,things changed drastically.He soon went on to become Tamil Nadu's youth icon in 1980's and a super star.He never knew that a Super star tag awaited him.He was simple yet sincere.He never showed off ,but to be honest he did and always does weird things in all his films.In this space I am going to talk about Rajnikanth and just Rajnikanth.
In Tamil Nadu,people are very fond of this super star called Rajnikanth.Many times I have wondered what is so special about this guy?.Some times I used to realize that he just shakes his head and hands here and there and people call it style. .I could not imagine to the extent to which people are crazy.Some people do pray for his films whenever it is released .I wanted to see his movie called 'Sivaji',but to my vain I could not get a single ticket and it seemed that the tickets were booked for the next 5 weeks.Finally ,I got to see this tamil flick after 3 months.Now,even I started liking Rajnikanths acting.He is the only Indian actor to have more than 150 fan clubs in India and Outside India.Amitabh Bachhan was way back behind RK.He is 59 and he likes the simpleton way of living life.Just check this picture and you will know everything.Please don't get frightened :P

I remember the stunt that he did in a tamil movie few years back.Consider the following scenario.

Rajnikanth is a police officer.The villain tries to ravish the heroin and tries to strip her naked.After few seconds,Rajnikant comes into picture with his khaki uniform.He waits and watches the villain and the heroin for a few seconds.He then removes a cigarette from his pocket.He then throws it up along with the lighter.I still wonder where the cigarette has gone and I was shocked to see it in Rajnikants mouth.I still wonder how is that possible.I myself haven't tried such weird stuffs.But ,I feel that Rajni makes things possible.

Scenario no.2
In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

Scenario no.3
Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
Long Live Rajanikanth!..isn't that amazing .

Scenario no.4
Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang...the gangster dies...
I guess Rajinikanth dances well.I loved that song of his called "Tilana Tilana".I just want you guys to check that video.Rajni dances
Ok ,I was doing a research on this great actor and these were the results that I got.

1.)Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the planet where Rajnikant lives.
2.)Rajnikant has counted to infinity twice.
3.)When Rajnikant does push ups ,he isn't lifting himself up ,he is instead pushing earth down.
4.)Rajnikant is so fast,he can run around the world and push himself in the back of the head.
5.)Rajnikant never wears watch,he decides what time it is.
6.)Rajnikant gave mona lisa that smile.
7.)Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
8.)Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
9.)Rajnikant grinds the coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
10.)If you Google search " Rajnikant getting kicked",it generates 0 results as it doesn't happens.
11.)The Bermuda triangle used to be Bermuda square until he kicked off one of the corners.
12.)The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are is his films.
13.)Where there is a will ,there is a way.Where there is Rajnikanth ,there is no way

In Other words ,bole toh ...
Mind It...enna rascala..
Live Long life Mr.Shivaji rao Gaikwad a.k.a Rajnikanth of Tamil Nadu

Rajini makes everything possible ,what say???