You may have seen many dumb people in your life.They would have done few silly things that would remind you of them.I have seen many dumb people in my life.But ,this thing that I am going to narrate will make you laugh.This incident took place when I was in Sem 3.That was the time when I was getting less marks in all my subjects.I was going through the bad phase of engineering where my attendance was less than 40% and I wasn't scoring good marks in my class tests.
I learnt that these class tests served as a term work booster.It was our discrete structure paper.I was not prepared for the test and I had a plan of copying from my partner,but unfortunately I couldn't.My friend Nishant had some different plan.Nishant and Divyanka made an agreement that they will help each other during the exam.Divyanka's roll number was 41 and Nishant's was 42.He was sitting behind Divyanka in the exam hall.My roll number was 59.When we got our question paper we all were looking at each others face.
This was what happened.
Nishant: ( Scans through the entire question paper as if he knew everything).Hey divya,what happened.You getting any answers.
Divyanka:(looks worried) Yaar,I am not getting anything.I need help re.
Nishant: What should we do now?
Divyanka:(gets flustered and looks at the paper for some time).Oh gosh!!!
Nishant: What is this gosh for ??
Divyanka:Shut up Nishant.Now write the paper.Atleast try to write something.
After that Divyanka scribbles something on her answer sheet.It seemed she was getting all the answers.Nishant was wondering what she was writing.He started peeping into her paper.
Nishant:Oye, let me see please.
Divyanka:I am writing some answers.Hope they are right.
Nishant: Mujhe bhi dikha naa yaar.Please show me few answers.
Divyanka:Shhhh!! apna kaam kar.
Nishant: please divyanka.
Divyanka:don't pester me dude.Let me write something.
Nishant: not fair.Show me few answers.
She got pissed off and finally she lets him see some answers.
Nishant: hey shift a little bit,I can't see answer to question 3A
Divyanka:Huh!! ok ok .(shifts and places the answer sheet to her right).
Nishant: (copies everything from her paper) Thanks Divya.
After the exam gets over.
Nishant:hey,thanks for showing me everything.
Divyanka:hehehe,I don't even know what I wrote.But ,I guess I would no flunk atleast.
Nishant:Waah! thats called confidence.
Nishant :Are you sure ? you gonna pass in this paper.
Divyanka: sure man.will pass for sure.
Nishant: Now that is called over confidence.(laughs)Lets see .Lets hope for the best.
Then me,Nishant,Satish,Shiva, Ashwin Kirkadkar and Ashwin Bhirad leave for the canteen.
After two weeks ,it was our Discrete Structure submissions.We were supposedly going to get our papers.Mhatre sir belonged to a different genre of professors.He followed his own set of principles.It seemed that he had not checked our papers and would check it in front of us.Nishant and Divyanka were confident that they will pass.
Shiva:Nishh,will you pass ?
Nishant: Han re,Divyanka ke barose likha hai .hehehe .I copied everything from her.I even took one supplement .
Shiva:good for you .
Mean while ,the sir had called for roll number 41 and 42.He was considering 2 people at a time.
Sir: come ,sit.
Nishant and Divyanka were hoping for good marks.
The sir was checking Divyanka's paper.We were surrounding both of them like some movie was going on.The sir scanned her entire paper.He then cancelled unwanted or irrelevant answers.He then read the answers for a while and gave 1 marks for it.He cancelled the entire answers there was no scope for any addition of marks.The sir looked at Divyanka's face and smiled.Later on he even cancelled the one mark that he awarded her.Nishant was dumbfounded and looked at Divyanka's face with shock.By that time,he may have known his marks as his paper was an exact xeros of her paper.Even he got a big zero.
While,we could not control our laughter .
Me:hehe ,Nishant 0 mila .hehehe.
Nishant: chod yar.It happens .I ponder what Divyanka wrote on her paper .She had written everything and all wrong.(laughs)
We all were making fun of Divyanka.She left as soon as she got her paper.I got 11 marks .
Nishant: Divyanka wrote everything to score 0 out of 50 :p (0/50)
And we all were laughing.One could not see a dumb person like both of them.Poor Divyanka.
This happened in sem 3 .I have changed names of main characters for some reasons.
Hope you liked it.
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Have a great weekend :)