Friday, February 13, 2009

Broken Toes....

Well,the title of this post may sound silly,but trust me I promise I won't induce humour in this post atleast. I don't know how I would keep my words, but I would try writing a serious post. :p

Ok ,the other day I was playing cricket with few of my colony friends. I was on the batting side. We were like 8 players in each side. Well,I would proudly call myself as the "night watchman" or the "last batsmen". Trust me I seldom play cricket .I didn't know when to apply front drive and square drive.Our opening batsmen were like genuine opening pairs of one day cricket like Sehwag - Gambhir or Gilly- Hayden. We were proud of the same.They played big innings and everything was fine until Niresh got out . They had put enough runs on board and our captain was going crazy. He asked me to bat. I was like "flying on air". I entered the field like an aggressive batsman. I don't know why,but when I stepped on the crease to bat,the wicketkeeper was sniggering at me. May be he was amused by my batting skills . The bowler came running towards me as if I had proposed his girlfriend on Valentine's day. His face exhibited anger and his gestures were not appreciable. He throwed the ball over my shoulder. I was like scared. I never knew what to do. I would tackle a spinner on any track,but this guy was frightening me with his looks and his bowling actions. I looked behind to see who was entering our building. When I looked at her,I felt as if shewas walking towards me. I could see her angelic face and would notice her seraphic smile from a long distance. I was immersed in some different thoughts. She was my neighbours guest and now I don't have words to describe her.
Some Aatif song was running through my mind whichwas completely unware of the bowler running towards me to deliver the ball.

"Pehli Nazar Mein Kaise Jaado Kar Diya Tera Ban Baita Hai Mera Jiya
Jaane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pata
Is Pal Ko Milke Aa Jee Le Zara"
"Ouchh!!! Mummy," I screached. It was paining like hell. I soon came out of my dream song as the bowler yorked the ball straight on my right toe. I got hurt badly and I could not take it easily ,so I had to leave the field. We managed to make a formiddable score of around 127 in 10 overs. Now,we were supposed to bowl. The other team made a good start.I was fielding at the slip position. I didn't knew what silly point was until Rahul asked me to field at that position. I was pretty excited at first . Initially I was standing near the wicketkeeper (also called as slip).I presumed that silly point was some where near the boundary rope. I just ran towards the boundary . "Abhey kahaan jaa raha hai tuu," Rahul shouted as he was the captain.
"What the fuck ?," I was shocked and never realized that Rahul would do this to me."Yahaan," I asked him.

"Han,Vahii ,get closer to the batsman," He said as if he was taking revenge on me.I was standing at silly point without helmets and that too without supporters. Imagine how scared I was?.

Ashu was our fast bowler . He was allset to start his "Xpress train " . I was standing close to the batsman at silly point .My eyes soon got a glance of the same girl .Now she was leaving the gates. My body was turned at an angle of 68 degrees (now don't ask me how I calculated), and my eyes stared the same girl in pink dress.The same song was running on my mind.
"Pehli Nazar Mein Kaise Jaado Kar Diya Tera Ban Baita Hai Mera Jiya Jaane Kya Hoga Kya Hoga Kya Pata Is Pal Ko Milke Aa Jee Le Zara Mein Hoon Yahan Tu Hai Yahan Meri Bahon Mein Aa Aa Bhi Ja O Jaan-E-Jaan Dono Jahan Meri Bahon Mein Aa Bhool Ja Aa"

"Ouchh,Damm!!," I screamed for once and my dream song came to an end without any climax .This time the batsman had hit hard on my left toe.This time it was paining very badly.I was jumping like mad and people were laughing at me. The building watchman was keenly watching me for all the stupid actions of mine.
I finally played cricket after many years and after that I had badly injured both the toes of mine.Damm...nowi ts paining like hell.......its swollen red.......

and yeah we won the match by 19 runs.People were celebrating the victory and I was yelling in pain.......ouchhhhhhhhh!!!!


  1. oh my god! you are badly hurt stibu... you get well soon alright.. dhyaan se khela nahi jata hai tumse! :(

    it must be hurting bad.. :( i hope you saw a doctor.. .
    me worried :(

  2. and the header looks AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  3. Mummy!!!!!!! he he!! Am trying to imagine tat scene!! :P Dude go check with the doc! the toes look bad!!

  4. lol...aur dekho ladkio ko!! hehe
    physiotherapy babe!! lol
    ussi ke paas ja apna injured foot n heart leke :P

  5. lol.. tht's funny... esply the song coming back in ur

  6. nice header .. and Oh!! this so SERIOUS blog :P

  7. I'm laughing my ass out.. damn abt ur broken toe.. This post was funny...

    sry.. ;)

    The bowler came running towards me as if I had proposed his girlfriend on Valentine's day.

    I'm still laughing at that one man.....

    Hope ur 2 cherries come back to normalcy soon....:)

    Valentine's day ko tho vaat laga.. ;) enjoy.. :P


  8. =)


    Hope your toe is fine now!!

    Nice post


  9. Awww that looks like a bad one... Hope you get well soon :) Nice post!

  10. Hehe... a good lesson for you, next time your friends find you staring at someone, they know what to do... :P

    This is seriously funny... :P

    The header goes really well with your template, so don't go changing that now...

  11. Haha ...dude seems this happened in reality lol...aatif aslam yaad aaya tereko
    Kissi terna ke bande ko ye dikha ....
    * still laughing*

  12. Ouch. Take care. :)

  13. hahaha.. call it cruelty.. but it evoked laughter out of me bro.. seriously good one indeed..

    the pehli nazar song was indeed out of the circus...

  14. hehehe..lolz..
    gud one yar...
    nyways tc :)

  15. I kept thinking I must comment on it and kept forgetting but nature had a way of reminding me. This heavy darn thing fell off my table right on my toe :( and well it hurt!!

    SO yeah, I empathize:D

    I also love your new header :D :D

  16. Hi the solitary writer,Im new to your blog but still a gud silly post.First thing while playing cricket,its a gentleman game dude,no bird-watching.By the way I think you are hurt badly...take care

  17. aaawww ste dhyan se khela karo but still it was prety hilarious stuation to imagine...but go to doc...

  18. Hey! Where was I all these days? You write well. You are blogrolled...

    As for this post-get well soon:)

  19. there are some disadvantages of sightseeing... this happens to be one of them! :D

  20. hehe kajal

    ok teek hai beedu i wll take care

  21. thnks for liking the header...thnk u riversoul

  22. ok aks

    i will stop sight seeing frm nw on

    jo hukum mere aaka

  23. chrizzz

    i was laughing like mad aftr reading this

  24. yeah sight seeing is bad too leo


  25. Hi! I just read ur post.So funny it is. I started laughing when I read this // The bowler came running towards me as if I had proposed his girlfriend on Valentine's day// and I could not stop till the end.

    Really loved reading it! :)