Friday, May 29, 2009

Embarassing Moments of my Life (Contd..)

Oh!Guys and Gals from blogworld,you know today my Engineering exams got over.For the past few weeks or so,my blog has been inactive.I can't see my chottu in this mood .So I came here to say 'hi' to all my friends.Anurag O Anurag! dude how was your Distributed Computing paper ?macha!...


Vaise Bachhi Cute hainaaaa

Well without any delay let me write the Embarassing moments of my life.Well this is a continuation post. This will be continued from wherever it was stopped.Read previous part from here

God!those were really funny.Permit me to tickle your funny bone.Get Set Go!

8.Felicitation Part y.
This was the first time I was awarded for getting excellent marks in Class 10th.Trust me I got a decent score.I was asked to speak on the stage in front of around 100 people.First of all stage fright had frightened me .I was really scared.All I wanted to do was to accept the award and run out of the hall.I'm not used to such things you see.Finally I found myself near the mic.I could see 100 souls eagerly waiting to hear Ste.They were expecting too much , but as I said "Apun log limit mein rahte hai,Kyun beedu?".
I grabbed the mic as if I was going to impersonate Amitabh Bachan after winning Filmfare.I smiled at the people stranded there.Seriously I'd removed my specks so that I won't see the people around me.Few of my chaps were all set to make me laugh in front of the crowd.I wanted to avoid them ,but I couldn't.I remained stationary.Sir,asked me to speak.I was clueless about what to speak.I just said "Thank you" and I went down without any second thoughts.

9.The Gutter Mishap.
God! How will I forget this ?.I was in class 9th or 14 years old when this incident happened. I firmly believed that people won't laugh at me after reading this.As usual I was getting ready for my school.I was well dressed with my light brown S.A.S uniform.I don't know what happened ,after few milliseconds I found myself lying in a gutter.I couldn't help myself. I thought people would come running towards me to help me.Jesus!they preferred staying away from me.I got out of the drainage by my own will.Later on I was scolded by Mom as the uniform turned all black black:P....I won't forget it .

10.The Ladies Seat.
Same old school days,when I used to travel with my Mumma wherever we went.I was 13 yrs old and this time I was seated at a ladies seat and that too in a crowded bus.I was so sweet,innocent and bhonduu that I failed to notice two woman standing near me.One of them was having a baby.Soon,an old lady came next to me and screamed at me.
"Bachhe ho kyaa ,ladies seat mein baitha hai nalayak".I stood up and paved way for her.
I rate this as highly embarassing for me.After this I refrained myself from the ladies seat.God!enough is enough.

11 . A virtual friend who seems to be real
Hmm,There is some one from my college or to be precise my classmate with whom I talk online in gtalk ,but in reality I am least bothered to talk to her :p.....to be honest .One day when she asked me something in front of my friend,I gradually escaped from the scene as I didn't want my friends to pull my legs .I feel that its an embarassing moment ...huh....stupid me once again...Soon days after I met her again during my exams.She seldom speaks something in real.But in virtuality she is sherni....krrrrrrrrr!!! can u hear her roaaars!!! krrrrrr.......

12.The Sleeping Saga continues.
As I mentioned in my previous posts,I love sleeping during lectures.This time I was at the receivers end.I had to repent for my doing.For days I eschewed from homework and assignments.This time I was caught.I was in class 5.Madam Sandra came to know this and asked me to answer few questions and I didn't knew it.I was awarded with a bad remark and the remark column in my school handbook was once again flooded with red marks.Thankful I escaped from the lucky number 10 which prohibited me from meeting my principal.I love sleeping.... got it Jaani!!!!

13.The Mysterious Dog.
This time even a dog didn't spare me.It chased me for around 10 minutes and like mad I searched for a hideout .Unfortunately the dog got tired and I went away.See Ste se doggie darta hai :P....trust me I never drank Mountain Dew yaa.....But the scene the dog created was hilarious and funny.I had created a realtime laughter show for the mob.


Well,isn't this enough?.People, I've postponed my Saturday Fete series for few days.Thank you Asbah , Sonshu and Priya Joyce .Love you girls for taking your time and writing for my series.Guys,this guest post thing is really exciting and a total new concept. People, I successfully completed my Engineering.Distributed Computing paper was not that good as I expected.It was lenghty as usual which is a trademark of Mumbai University papers.They want to harass poor Engineering student like us.I attempted 80marks once again.Anurag beta...sach bata kitna attempt kiya..I know you are the biggest whimper on Earth.....your papers were good ...haina??

Signing off,
The Solitary Writer

See ya Soon sweet girls and boys of blogworld.

Monday, May 04, 2009

One Night Stand on a New Year Night!!


Monday ->Piyali.
Tuesday->Misbah
Wednesday->Parizad
Thursday ->Marissa
Friday->Isabelle
Saturday->Deepali
Sunday->Tanpreet

Caste no bar.Even he didn't cared for any religion or community.He changed girls like clothes.He slept with different girls everynight.Girls easily fell prey to him.He was a big flirt.He never followed the concept of marriage.He never cared for any one .But there was some one who loved him.She was a pretty looking Indian girl.She only knew the good side of him. He was a rude and ill mannered person.

"Where are we going?" the girl asked him.
"To heaven," he said.

"Am gonna take you to a special place tonight," he added.

It was a brand new year and he took her to a hotel far away from the main city.She left her parents just for him.

He held her tightly on his arms.The world was busy celebrating the new year and they both were stranded alone in a dark room.
He moved closer to her and she moved away from him.Little she knew that she was going to lose her virginity.The innocent girl was grabbed firmly by the rogue.He tickled her.He kissed her alluring cheeks.Soon later ,their lips locked.She gave him everything , her body and soul.He caressed her long hair and kissed her nape.He got what he was looking for.

The next morning .She was lying on the bed with no clothes .He got dressed up.He was about to leave.

"Where are you going?," she asked him with a gentle smile .

"Why leaving me alone?" she asked.

He removed his wallet and throwed 10 hundred currency notes at her face.

"Thanks for the night babe ," he left.

It was a brand new year and she was lying on the bed thinking of the guy who just betrayed her.It was indeed a bad start to a new year....




Saturday, May 02, 2009

Silent Expressions!!!

Wrote this long ago,but continued and modified for TaT prompt 7

Today, I was going to meet my dermatologist after a period of around 13 years.The last time I visited Dr.Rajan was a different scenario and I was just 8 years old.He used to have a lots of complaints about me.Sometimes,I still used to wonder that the doctor was a big whimper.I was a skinny young boy of 4'8" .Skin problems run through my family.This time I was going to meet Dr.Rajan regarding my sister.Her skin was showing some sort of unusual reactions like displaying some strange patterns of patches when exposed to sunglight.My parents as usual were busy as they both had their office work.I was the only one responsible to take care of my 13 year old sister.Dr.Rajan always used to address Anu as "the banana girl" just because she is allergic to banana.Every one at home used to tease anu by this name as she gets irritated when some one brings banana close to her.I called the receptionist at around 10 am and fixed appointment to meet doctor at around 4 pm.It was October and my submission period.Usually I don't do things like dropping my nephews to school,taking care of my neice and taking my sister to hospital.I sometimes used to feel like some one was hitting hard on my ass.We waited till 3 pm.I completed my assignment and journals.We left home at 3:15pm.We waited at the clinic.The place was crowded and compact with all people waiting for the doctor.I made my sister to wait inside and I was sitting outside.

I got a phone call from a close friend of mine.She asked me about some codes.As I was talking to her,my eyes suddenly sighted a beautiful angel walking towards me.Her eyes tempted me to look at her.Her moist lips and her alluring smile made me stare at her like crazy.
"Hey steph!!,steph!!,"
buzzed a voice from my phone.I turned a deaf ear to her.I was very much attracted to this beautiful girl.She was walking towards me as if I was some one familiar to her.My sister was stranded alone inside the waiting hall.For time being ,I completely forgot her.I soon offered her a seat next to me.I could feel the touch of her bunched black hair.I could smell her perfume which suggested me that she was a rich girl.I soon made sure that she came there all alone.I wanted to talk to her,but I didn't want my sister to tantalize me.I soon paid heed to my job and the thing for which I was send.But,I couldn't ignore her gorgeous face that urged me to look at her again and again.Her feeble hand which firmly held her cell phone was a great sight to see.Her heavenly smile with dimples on either side of her cheeks dragged me to stare at her.And of sudden,she looked at me and gave a smile which I could not read.I was of the hope that she wanted to say something to me.I could feel butterflies flying around.I was hopeful,she opened her mouth to say a word."Anna,Anna,Its our turn,"shouted my sister from inside."Shitt!!,I missed ," was my first reaction.We met the doctor and he prescribed few capsules and tablets for my sister.
"Man your tall as your dad,"Mr.Rajan's sound could not buzz my hears.I was busy fantasizing with some thoughts that was running through my mind after seeing the girl outside."Oh ,yes,"I replied .He asked about me and my studies.He was very happy to see me as I was amongst his old patients.We soon bid adieu to him and left.I was looking for the girl outside,but to vain I could not spot her.As we head for home,my sister asked me something strange."I know what you were doing.",she said."what??,"my voice pitched up to its maximum level."You were looking at the chick next to you naa,"she gave a wicked smile.I remained numb for a while.I wanted to talk to the girl,but I couldn't.I just hope to meet her again in my life.It was perfect delight to watch her smile. She was an angel for sure..

After two weeks I met the same girl at a nearby bus stop.This time she was standing with a friend and fortunately my little devil Anu wasn't accompanying me.I was having my college bag and a newspaper on my hand. She was dressed in a perfect pink attire.Her face displayed a wide gamut of emotions.I smiled at her in reponse to her seraphic smile.I went closer to her to greet her.
"Hey!remember me ," I said to her.
She smiled.
"Steph! here," I said to her.
She remained silent for a while.We both were waiting for the 311 bus which was destined for Kurla.I had a strong intuition that she disliked me. All that she could do is just smile.That Mona lisa smile was enough to kill anyone.I was getting late for my college and I was ready to call an autorickshaw.
"Hey! Steph!wait,"her friend asked me to stop.
"Vedika wants to apologise,"she added.
"Apologise for what?can't she speak?," I said.
"Yes,she can't .She is deaf and dumb ,"she said.
I looked at Vedika,the pretty girl who smiled at me.
"Hmm!!I like you," I said to her through some gestures and expressions.She once again smiled at me.
Sometimes expressions overflow amidst the silence and it was this silent expression which helped me to communicate with the girl with a magical smile which mesmerized me and left me speechless.