Oh!Guys and Gals from blogworld,you know today my Engineering exams got over.For the past few weeks or so,my blog has been inactive.I can't see my chottu in this mood .So I came here to say 'hi' to all my friends.Anurag O Anurag! dude how was your Distributed Computing paper ?macha!...
God!those were really funny.Permit me to tickle your funny bone.Get Set Go!
8.Felicitation Part y.
This was the first time I was awarded for getting excellent marks in Class 10th.Trust me I got a decent score.I was asked to speak on the stage in front of around 100 people.First of all stage fright had frightened me .I was really scared.All I wanted to do was to accept the award and run out of the hall.I'm not used to such things you see.Finally I found myself near the mic.I could see 100 souls eagerly waiting to hear Ste.They were expecting too much , but as I said "Apun log limit mein rahte hai,Kyun beedu?".
I grabbed the mic as if I was going to impersonate Amitabh Bachan after winning Filmfare.I smiled at the people stranded there.Seriously I'd removed my specks so that I won't see the people around me.Few of my chaps were all set to make me laugh in front of the crowd.I wanted to avoid them ,but I couldn't.I remained stationary.Sir,asked me to speak.I was clueless about what to speak.I just said "Thank you" and I went down without any second thoughts.
9.The Gutter Mishap.
God! How will I forget this ?.I was in class 9th or 14 years old when this incident happened. I firmly believed that people won't laugh at me after reading this.As usual I was getting ready for my school.I was well dressed with my light brown S.A.S uniform.I don't know what happened ,after few milliseconds I found myself lying in a gutter.I couldn't help myself. I thought people would come running towards me to help me.Jesus!they preferred staying away from me.I got out of the drainage by my own will.Later on I was scolded by Mom as the uniform turned all black black:P....I won't forget it .
10.The Ladies Seat.
Same old school days,when I used to travel with my Mumma wherever we went.I was 13 yrs old and this time I was seated at a ladies seat and that too in a crowded bus.I was so sweet,innocent and bhonduu that I failed to notice two woman standing near me.One of them was having a baby.Soon,an old lady came next to me and screamed at me.
"Bachhe ho kyaa ,ladies seat mein baitha hai nalayak".I stood up and paved way for her.
I rate this as highly embarassing for me.After this I refrained myself from the ladies seat.God!enough is enough.
11 . A virtual friend who seems to be real
Hmm,There is some one from my college or to be precise my classmate with whom I talk online in gtalk ,but in reality I am least bothered to talk to her :p.....to be honest .One day when she asked me something in front of my friend,I gradually escaped from the scene as I didn't want my friends to pull my legs .I feel that its an embarassing moment ...huh....stupid me once again...Soon days after I met her again during my exams.She seldom speaks something in real.But in virtuality she is sherni....krrrrrrrrr!!! can u hear her roaaars!!! krrrrrr.......
12.The Sleeping Saga continues.
As I mentioned in my previous posts,I love sleeping during lectures.This time I was at the receivers end.I had to repent for my doing.For days I eschewed from homework and assignments.This time I was caught.I was in class 5.Madam Sandra came to know this and asked me to answer few questions and I didn't knew it.I was awarded with a bad remark and the remark column in my school handbook was once again flooded with red marks.Thankful I escaped from the lucky number 10 which prohibited me from meeting my principal.I love sleeping.... got it Jaani!!!!
13.The Mysterious Dog.
This time even a dog didn't spare me.It chased me for around 10 minutes and like mad I searched for a hideout .Unfortunately the dog got tired and I went away.See Ste se doggie darta hai :P....trust me I never drank Mountain Dew yaa.....But the scene the dog created was hilarious and funny.I had created a realtime laughter show for the mob.
Well,isn't this enough?.People, I've postponed my Saturday Fete series for few days.Thank you Asbah , Sonshu and Priya Joyce .Love you girls for taking your time and writing for my series.Guys,this guest post thing is really exciting and a total new concept. People, I successfully completed my Engineering.Distributed Computing paper was not that good as I expected.It was lenghty as usual which is a trademark of Mumbai University papers.They want to harass poor Engineering student like us.I attempted 80marks once again.Anurag beta...sach bata kitna attempt kiya..I know you are the biggest whimper on Earth.....your papers were good ...haina??
The Solitary Writer
See ya Soon sweet girls and boys of blogworld.