Saturday, June 20, 2009

Even a Butt shake can ruin ones life.

**This is a work of fiction which is based on the Writers creative mind and imagination.All pictures are taken from 'DEVIANTART'.The indiviuals on the picture have nothing to do with the story.This is a humour post. :-o

Misbah Khan was amongst the most beautiful actress in today 's scenario. Although she hails from a small city like Ghaziabad, but she is quite popular in Mumbai. She was the heartthrob of many youngsters. She was a pretty girl who was slim and slender. Her brows were furrowed,her lips drawn and had a large brown eyes. Her seraphic smile and angelic looks have to tendency to mesmerize anyone. She was a versatile person equally talented in dancing,acting and singing.She was popularly called as the 'Pyari Bahu' in tele world where she plays the role of 'Divyanjali' who is the main protagonist of the tv show. It has been nominated for the 'best tv soap' category at the 'Annual Tele Awards' for the year 2009. Misbah was nominated for 'best actress' category . Her happiness had no bounds when the producer of the tv show called her to inform this.Although she had been nominated several times for many different roles in different award fuction ,she had been empty handed most often. This time she was excited and hopeful that she would grab the awards .
"Pyari Bahu rocks!," she used to say quite often.
The Award function was about to take place today at 7pm.
As the clock struck 6,she got ready for the big event.She was dressed in gossamer fine, red garment, which was embroidered with gold, and jeweled butterflies and other ornaments adorned her lustrous black hair. She was wearing precious gems in her ears, and her arms and wrists were covered with bracelets, while a golden band encircled her slender waist and anklets of gold shined on her feet.She had the 'pyari bahu' look in her. One could see many celebrities seated at the first row . Bollywood hotshots such as Amitabh Bachhan,Shahrukh Khan,Aamir Khan and many were present for the event to felicitate emerging artists.
Neel Kant and Vidisha Roy were the presenters . A 10,000 people witnessed the award function. Awards were distributed from the word 'go' itself. .
"Shall we see the Nominees for the best actress categories," the hosts said.
"The Nominees are,
1."Anjali Deol" for "Saasu Maa".
2."Tapasiya Sen" for "Upkaran"
3."Misbah Khan" for "Pyari Bahu"
4."Sejal Trivedi" for "Sanskriti"
5."Deepika Khuman" for "Aasha Kiran"

The hosts announced the nominees name.
"We would like to invite Mr.Bishi Kapoor and Mr.Varun Khan to present the award," the gorgeous looking host Vidisha said.
"And the best actress award goes to......." Mr.Bishi Kapoor wi nked.
"any guesses," Varun said.
Meanwhile all the actresses were nervous and Misbah didn't want to be left alone.She was disappointed many times for making into the nominees list,but never won an award.
"And the best actress is "Misbah Khan" for "Pyari Bahu "," Mr .Bishi said.
It were smiles all around.At first , Misbah could not believe her ears. She was very happy as she was blessed with the golden girl this time.
"God bless you... . ," Mr.Varun and Bishi Kapoor said to Misbah as they presented her the award.
"Thank you Sir," She touched their feet.

"Ahem,Misbah finally you get an award .So would you like to say anything," Neelkant ,the host asked Misbah to deliver the victory speech.

"Yeah,Firstly,..." she said
She turned around with her back facing the audiences and performed a 'butt shake' dance to express her hapinness.No one actually expected her to do so.

"Thank you Misbah," the hosts asked her to leave.

She was very happy and excited for receiving her first award. Poor thing never knew that a major shock awaited her for her act .
She was a student of Sandeep Sir who taught her most of the dance forms.Apart from butt dance,she could even perform cat dance,snake dance,rain dance and pelvic dance.She owed 1/4th of her success to Sandeep Malan sir .

As she reached home,her parents asked her to see the TV news channel. It seems the news channel were waiting for Misbah's news.
"Actress Misbah does a butt dance after receiving awards, " said Sawan Kumar,the correspondent of 'News 24'
She switched the channel to 'Times News'.
"We have our experts Mr.Andrew Atkins,the professor for human behaviour and Miss Sharada Sengupta ,a Physchologist with us. Do you think that is how a person would react after getting excited or overwhelmed," Pranab ,the anchor of Time News asked the experts.

"Well Pranab , a person is responsible for his/her actions.For control is essential for a person.One would know how to control her emotions and feelings at a bigger spectrum. In a country like India , I'm seeing this for the first time in a country like India where culture has utmost importance than anything else. Being an American,this has happened many times in US," Prof. Andrew Atkins said.

"Thats true Andrew ,but how could one forget her culture and traditions while you are recieving an award at a stage in front of Senior actors and many people.Where is our culture and tradition ?," Miss Sengupta expressed her views.
"Hang on,we are heading for a break now at this point of time," Pranab said.
Meanwhile Misbah changed the news channel .

Few channels were asking viewers opinion in form of poll sms.
"Do you think What Misbah has done is correct?"
"If your answer is yes ,sms yes to 59898 else sms no to 59898".

Misbah was already pissed off . She had switched off her cell phone to avoid future embarassment.
She was crying the whole night for her butt dance.
"How would I express my emotions and feelings ?," She asked to herself.

The next morning when she got up ,even the newspaper had news about her .
"Pyari Bahu does a butt shake ," said Mumbai times.

Her producers had called her to inform that she had been removed from the show due to media hype about the news.
" God,I never knew my butts would land me in trouble ," she threw the award at her tv set.
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Thanks to Mehreen for the Idea!!


  1. ROFL

    Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... i know very well where u got this idea from :D :D :D


    You're such a crack pot LOL!!!\


  2. Lolz !! I saw the update in my blog that your blog has been updated! for one min I thought that I read the line "Even a Butt shake can ruin ones life" wrong !!! :D

  3. dude... u write crazy stories...
    cracked me up on the behaviour analyst n psychologist part...

  4. where..where...did u get this idea....I want to know

  5. This was definitely crazy!

    But thoroughly enjoyed it :)

  6. thats absolutely freaky one.
    when i read the title i was nt expected such great thing in the story. but its fantastic!!


  7. hahaha..dis was really funny par yaar yh amir khan award function main kaise aa gaya..;)...vry wll writtn..

  8. it was hatke and well written...
    i liked it :D
    but why...why is her name misbah :O

  9. hey hey..too cool..too funny..!!Her producers had called her to inform that she had been removed from the show due to media hype about the news.
    " God,I never knew my butts would land me in trouble ,"
    I could nt stop laughing at this ... ha ha..

  10. Very interesting and very different. :)

  11. Nice one.
    By the way, your blog looks a bit too crowded, and with all these bright colours and all...but well, that's what I have to say, and you need not listen to me. :)

  12. nice writing.....

    u stuffs r really entertaining.....

  13. thanks chotte

    do read posts before commnting vinayak

    lol u nd ur blogger commn orkut

  14. vidisha

    solitary writer ne aamir khan ko bulaya ahaha

  15. lol thnks to mumbai times for clippings

  16. thanks a lot guys for reading my work

  17. hehehe... kick ass humour. Again loved the detailed description. You take the reader in a world of virtual reality. And nice illustrations to go with the story.

  18. ok cristopher dsouza . ..

    thanks for ur advice

  19. SHit happens..LOL

  20. read this again after 3 yrs and cant stop smiling