Friday, October 02, 2009

164. Solli's top 5 Adventurous Moments..

Hello my dear brothers from blog world and their wonderful sisters(not my sisters ),I would like to bring something interesting this time.Yes,I will  write about my top 5 adventurous  moments.To be  honest    the  Solitary writer was a dumb kid like Einstein .Later on Solli tried something  different and turned out to be a clever kid. Gosh!  I know I am putting  you  to sleep,but  guess I won't.I promise I would add extra spices and all flavours to make this even  more attractive  and  "funny". Last but not the least let us talk about my updates for this week.We are planning to meet up this weekend.Finally Priyanka reached Mumbai and guess what  now its  time for more  fun.Urv is having her pre finals so we would  definitely miss her.Kajal (Cilla)finally got time.No confirmation from other  guys.My Farm in  Face Book is really going  good.

Thanks to my wonderful  farmer friends Americanising Desi,Tan,Diana,Lena,Marrisa ,Shubham and many more for those cute  gifts that  you send me for my farm.Don Solli  Vitroe is growing really strong in Mafia wars. But that will come soon.Lets start with the   topic for today.. Lets  shoot!! .Here we go with my top famous 5  adventurous moments.

1.   The  Train Mishap.

I reckon everyone must be knowing the Vashi bridge.It serves as the only connectivity between  Mumbai and Navi Mumbai.Thanks   to the  Thane - Vashi train link  for  providing an alternative option.It was 4 years  ago. Solly was in his first year of Engineering.A fresh  kid with lots of hopes and dreams.Initial  few days of his Engineering life was interesting,but later on he  got bored and Solli metamorphised into a true Engineer by developing all those crazy lazy  Engineering habits. Some examples of the same could be studying 3 days before exams,bunking regular lectures and sitting at the canteens and peeping at girls and so on.Before coming to this point lets talk about that interesting creature who once used to be Solitary writers best friend.He was none other than Deepak Chandrashekar.He was a serious person from outside and kid by behaviour and attitude.One day they both met up at the Kurla railway station.He failed to realize Solli's  sense of urgency as he  was getting late for lectures. Solitary Writer was   sincere during initial phases of his engineering life *blinks winks* .He urged Solli to   wait for another 10 minutes.They both waited for around 15 minutes.Finally they boarded the Mankhurd 8.21 am local.It was  less crowded as compared to other  Belapur and Panvel trains. They  reached Mankhurd within no time.It was then time to wait for the Panvel train.They both waited  patiently for another 10 minutes.The train came and their  eyes went wide after seeing the crowd.
"Abhey yeh kya hai(What is this?)," Solli said to Deepak.
"Man I never knew this dude...this is hell crowded," Deepak replied.
"You surely suck for this thing, lets get it," Solitary writer said to his friend.
Finally they both get in.The train was  crowded to such an  extent that they both could not find a place to stand.They both were standing on the tip of the entrance and the train took speed.It was time for the  dangerous act.If they both were to take part in  "Khatron ke Khiladi" then they would be the winners for sure.Solli's one leg was floating in air while his other  leg was placed on the tip of the train door. His friend Deepak was standing  next to him.
While the train was moving along the bridge ,these were the wonderful conversations that took place between them.

"Dude  , if  you reach  safely then  please inform my mother that I fell into the sea while  travelling ," Solli was scared.
  "Shut up ,you do it yar..I am sure this is the last day of my life," Deepak said to Solitary Writer.
"Chill dudes,don't worry won't fall down" A man sitting at  the top of the train  said to both while he was   brushing his teeth..
Finally the train reached Vashi station and they got down. Gosh! I don't know what was going to happen.But to be honest that was flirting with danger for sure.     

2.Their Date with  a Fat Chameleon.

It was   Solli's first  appearance in his college in that particular  sem.It was sem 3 and Discrete Structure lectures.People started greeting him like anything as he stepped inside the classroom.His eyes soon  scanned  the entire classroom.He could not find any place to sit.He found his  best friend  and partner in crime Aditya Rane  waving at him.Aditya Rane is the same person who  acted in the documentary movie  "EeeeeesHHHHHH" which was  directed by  the Solitary writer himself.
"Chill are you  dude?after a long time,"Adi said  to Solli.
"Yes got bored  sitting at home  so I am here," Solitary Writer said.

After 25 minutes  they both get bored.
"Tell me hows ya  Karthik,"Adi said to Solli.
"Don't call me karthik,huh!" Soli replied.

"There is something  on my  legs dude,"Solitary writer said .
"So what?  see  whats it " Aditya replied.

Solli  bends  down adjusting himself at an angle of  60 degree to see what was   irritating him.He could not see the  thing but he grabbed it.
 "Man, gosh it  got thorns!" Soli said  to his friend.
"Ok! close  your  eyes  and   show me  but you  don't  see ....okie" Aditya said to Soli.
"Ok fine yar."Solitary writer replied.

"Tain Tan Tain...1..2..3.woaaa....."Solitary writer yelled and everyone of a sudden looked at him.
Aditya stayed away  from him.
"Omg!!its  a  Chameleon,"he asserted.
"  Girgit!Girgit!Girgit in Karthik's hand!,"Aditya  started   screaming.
Solitary Writer  fainted when he opened his eyes to see the fat chameleon that bit him on his right leg. It was  a  funny incident and yes  another adventurous moment in Solli's life.   

3.Chased by the  Dog

This thing happened when Soli was in class  5.There was a   dog which lived near his  neighbourhood.It was  smart and sweet.But this little  dog  loved maggie noodles.Maggie noodles was  one of the  favourite dishes  of Little Solli.He walked out of his house with his tiffin box in his one hand and other hand waving 'bye' to his Mom. He used to walk as Little Solli never had time for exercises and stuffs. This  dog  somehow  identified the aroma and  flavour  of the maggi noodles.It followed Solli like  the hutch pug.Solli failed to realize that the  dog was actually chasing him from behind.Later on he came to know the same.He started  running with his bag on one hand and his tiffin box on other.At one point of time it seemed as if Solli and the dog were participating in the Marathon race.The dog finally jumped over Little Solli and ate all the maggi noodles from  his tiffin box.Finally it licked Solli's cheeks    exhibiting  its token of thanks  and left the place.Little Solli was embarrassed and cried like anything and he had to remain hungry.                            

4.Broken Elbows

Well I have written a long post about the broken elbow thing before.Let me summarize the same.This happened  recently when Solli was walking along the Andheri station.His eyes grabbed the attention of a gorgeous girl.Within  7  days the girl became his good friend,but poor Soli got his elbow broken for the same ..Silly Solli!! Read the entire Elbow episode here

5.Flirting with the Shark

Last year Solitary Writer spend his vacations in US.He went surfing at the Miami beach.Surfing was one of the favourite hobbies of Solli and he loved it.He enjoyed surfing.He left for the beach at 4pm with the swimming suits and everything.His eyes got a glance of a  large fish which he believed to be a dolphin. Soli  once  learned that after dogs dolphins are supposed to be mans best friend.He went close to it.Solli assumed it to be a  dolphin until he saw its jaws.
"Omg!! Run run," was his  first reaction.
I mean swim  swim.        
He swam  fast like a seal  and never looked behind.He finally looked behind to find that the  huge shark  was  gorging heavily on the  plants present beneath water.It was only then   Solli realized  that it was a  vegetarian shark.        

So how was the adventurous moments.I hope it was funny and at the  same  time adventurous  as well.I can  see you guys smiling.Are  you?                                      


  1. ROFL... firstly a reminder, I don't see all that's written in the brackets, its kinda blurred out! :D Secondly, your brothers' sisters' would be you sisters' too innit? :D :D

    The Chameleon thing was funny lolz.... It happens with me when I spot lizards and you'll find the lizard creep away hearing me scream. :D

    Njoyed ;-) Keep writing.

  2. haha.. ste.. dog chase and the vegetarian shark :P

  3. very funny adventures... i liked the girgit adventure...

  4. It was so long. Only read half of it. Surely will read the remaining some other time. It was good though.

  5. that dog chasing adventure? ha ha ha...i've had that so many times when i was yet a kid.

    i admire your wisdom in writing long posts such as this...though i can't totally relate to some of your stories yet i believed it's meant for your friends.

    i have a new post at the Writers Lounge...uhhmmm, i hope it's as good as my other posts in my site...

    nice day to you son!


  6. 2 questions!!

    Why did your friend called you karthik ?!

    and does vegetarian sharks really exists?! :D

  7. ha ha... liked the train adventure... been there done that !! (in a bus)

    n yeah... y does ur friend call you Karthik ???

  8. last one was coool...haha.......and class room insident..........lolzz:)

  9. i liked all your adventures solitary writer :)that dog chasing incident reminds me of my experience..i was in 5th std playing a game..3 dogs had chased me..even to this day i am scared of dogs :)

    it was really nice being at ur blog :)

  10. did you go to US? i doubt that.. anyways.. i loved your adventurous!!

  11. Wow...Ur adventures are greatly described..!! I liked the DOg Cahse n Maggi noodles wala the most...!!!

    Solli might hv been through a tough time in the train too I believe..!!! C.. now u knwo y u shd not flirt with Dangers.... I know ab wo tumhare sunsign ka effect hai..But Still..!!!! Dont Flirt...!! ;)

    Thanks 4 missing me..I'll miss a gr8 meet..!!! U all Enjoy...!!! Phir muje saari baatein batana..!!

    TC :)

  12. how the hell did a chameleon come inside an engineering college??
    getting chased by a dog for a

  13. Lol..this was funny..i hate lizards.I rememebr to have touched one accidentally while i was i kid!! And i realised it after 20 odd minutes cauz i was glued to the nice write.Hilarious...adventurous?? :P:D

  14. ester

    chameleon thing happens with almost everyone bt chameleon being replaced by lizards lol

  15. AMD

    girgit i remember even nw... it was a real bad experience

  16. thank u amity me

    will read ur post at wl for sure...nd dog one was terrible :P

  17. thoorz

    bt that shark was really nt interested in me re....i almost dunno wht happened to i tht so

    well abt karthik .. .they love calling me karthik ....

  18. arun
    train adventure was the dangerous one...i almost felt that it was my last day :p

    nd about karthik

    as i said frnds love calling me karthik... cz me a tamilan :)) ;)

  19. paramveer

    dnt ask abt the classroom incident yar...srsly it was a big mess of things hehe

  20. snow white

    3 dogs chasing u when u wre jst10

    hhhehe sounds like a real adventure :P

    hehe thanks nd welcome

  21. inty

    yup....i find it strange y u dnt believe it :D

  22. URVI

    hehe train mein toh maza aaya tha . ..baadmein i gt used to it... nd yes sunshine ka effect hai....flirting with danger...saggi hun naa ;) :p

    nd dog one was litle scary cz i was just a kid then,,,

    oye yar plan cancel hua...will make a new one soon

  23. vishnu

    thats nt a big deal man....i saw a snake in my engg college that too in teachers staff room..the prof was running like mad....hahaha :P

  24. madhu
    this thing is common to many ppl re....wht say ....lizard wala ..mere saath bhi hua hai bahut baar :P

  25. abe farzi aur kuch nahi mila..kya jhilau post thi yaar....

    ese hi likhate rahe...bahut aage jayega......hahahahahaha

  26. was quite funny...good work...i admire people who can write funny things a lot, coz i never seem to b able to do it...

  27. ohoooo stibu mama's adventure tales!
    loved it...wah wah..very surely is a roller coaster ride isn't it!
    hehehe...very nice ya!
    way to go!
    all the best for future adventure stibu mama!
    take care!
    god bless!

  28. aayushi

    thank u ...u can try..just need a funny bone in ur body

  29. thanksa lot parzi come frm u means a lot babe

  30. thats cool!!..the adventure you had...and its funny too..
    keep penning!

  31. lol this story is funny! If I was see an animal in the water, I would run first and ask questions later. I find it funny that you said you swam like a seal! ( I thought seals were sharks favorite meal lol).
    I also like the one about the chameleon truly funny.
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  32. lol dj

    yes i had to write it purposely fr some more fun hehe :D