Tuesday, October 05, 2010

225. Wake up sleeping beauty....

The crescent moon shined brightly  as the night sky exhibited its beautiful shades of darkness.It was a calm environment and there was no one in sight for miles.Birds were tired and returned back to their nests and the stars twinkled.The animals of the jungle retired to sleep and it was darkness all around. They both looked at the stars and pondered about its beauty.The ground was moist with the evening rainfalls and the smell of the mud was just inviting.It was a perfect night for Sid and Neha. It was a new beginning for both of them.  The jungles of the Vindya's were famous for the rattle snakes. It was said that any one who enters the jungle  never returns back.

He stared at her eyes and admired her body while she arranged the bed. The cottage was just near the outskirts of the jungle and was isolated.
"You are so hot," Sid said to his wife.
"Mmmmm!," she moaned.
"I am not surprised I fell for a beautiful lady like you," he said.
"I am glad I'd got some one like you," Neha nictated.


The night sky displayed a perfect formation of the sparkling stars.She felt a sudden rush of blood in her veins as their lips locked. He carressed her nape and her dark hairs.She felt a slight hesitation as Sid placed his hands over her bosoms. She surrendered herself to some one who she consider her life.He pulled her over his arms and completely undressed her as his fingers wildely ran across her  hairs.With a swift movement,he moved his arms close to her body and held her tightly. She was panting heavily as he firmly hugged her.
"Do you  love  you?," she said playing with his fingers .
"Yes, I dooo," he replied.

Her bare bosoms touched his hairy chest as she humped over him.A thousand butterflies were fluttering inside her stomach . The joy and the excitement were soon replaced by long moans. She fluttered her eyes as he kissed her.Her clothes were lying besides her as his fingers  gently stroked her hairs.
"Hey beauty! what do you think about me?," Sid asked her.
"You are just too good," she replied.
"I can't imagine a life without you," she added.
They both got married 3 days before they travelled to Pune. He learnt the faith she had in him. They both  travelled all the way from Amritsar to traverse the beautiful jungles of Vindya despite the presence of toxic snakes . It was the land of rattle snakes.

"You know there is a rattle snake beneath our bed," Sid said to his wife.
"Shut up,you're scaring me," she got scared for once.
"I'm just testing how brave you are," he winked.
"You are just too bad Sid," she said.
"Oh I was just kidding, there are no snakes ," he hugged her.

"I love you baby," he said.
"Good night!," she said and they both slept.
The soothing chirps of the birds and the early morning sky was a sight to see. Sid woke up early and prepared tea for his wife.
"Wake up sleeping beauty," he said.
"Wake up sleeping beauty,its time to rise and shine..," he nudged her.
He shuddered her body as she failed to respond.
"Oh god! Neha wake up ,wake up please," he screeched.
Little did he know that there was indeed a rattle snake hiding beneath their bed. The serpent had marked its presence by putting her to rest forever.
The sleeping beauty had finally slept till eternity.

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Sunday, October 03, 2010

224. Expect the unexpected ;-)

224. Expect the unexpected ;-)
Unfortunately I had to encounter a sardar driver yesterday while going to my office. I was really pissed off at the fact that he would be dropping us to the office. And the worst case was that this guy had already annoyed me several times by doing stupid stuffs that turns me off. I hate sitting with the drivers especially when there are cute and pretty gorgeous delhi girls  travelling with you. I had to share the seat with this jerk driver of mine. So it all starts here.

This guy always had this strange habit of talking to his customers while travelling. May be he derives entertainment by irritating people who go by his cab.
Here is the conversation between both of us. The statements enclosed in brackets are something which I wanted to tell him but unfortunately couldn't tell.

Driver: Sirji  where do you live?
Me: sec 18
Driver: Arey I mean  where are you basically from?
Me: (What the fck! is he going to come to my hometown). I'm from Jaunpur.
Driver: Where does that place falls ?
Me: ( what falls?) well it is in Berlin District .
Driver: And where is this Berlin district?
Me:It is in Gujurat near Hyderabad?
Driver: Really.
Me: (holy cow ,he believed it) hanji...  It is near Gujurat Rajastan border to be precise.
Driver: So ,if you say its in Rajastan then it falls under desert areas right.
Me: (Again falls,Sardar!!) Not necessary.We have a  place called Trivandrum which is near Gujurat and people there follow  agriculture.
Driver: Wow sirjee! achha tell me the speciality of  that place.
Me: ( he is not going to leave me until I answer him...Oh god please save me from him) Yar! Yes  people here eat vada pav quite frequently and they make idli and medu vada's
Driver: wait wait...
Me: ( omg he caught me it seems ) hanjii
Driver: Idli's are from Rajasthan?
Me: Yes absolutely
Driver: Oh wow. I want to visit your place then

Me: ( Oh god never let that happen) yes sure any time Veerji
Driver: where does your dad works?
Me : (what ? why is he asking me about my dad?) well he works for the goverment of India.
Driver:Oh good and what about your mother?
Me: ( thats it ) She is the UN general secretary's assistant .
Driver: hmm some one is rich. What about your siblings?
Me: (now let me have some fun) My sister who is 13 yr old is doing her MBA from Howards University and my brother  is in New Zealand.
Driver: Brilliant. What does your brother does?
Me: He is the parliament speaker.
Driver: you are blessed with great people. Thank almighty
Me: ( oh thank you Allah ) * winks* yes.
At the same time  a girl crosses the road and she fails to notice our cab .Unfortunately she is talking to her boyfriend and our hero tries to abuse her.

Driver: hey chori ...jaan pyari hai yaa phone pyari... < hey girle ! do you love your life more or your phone?>

These lines flashed in my mind. I'd heard this some where while I was in my Engineering days.
I remained stunned when I came to know that he was the same guy who had actually pestered me asking personal questions few years ago while I was travelling from Juhu to Vashi.

Strange I meet him again after 4 years and that too in New Delhi.

Written for - Sunday Scribblings->Flashback

Friday, October 01, 2010

223."You are the bhesthhhhhh.......,"

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The National Conference Hall at Delhi was packed with journalists and mediaperson's who were waiting  for the Prime Minister of India. India was the talk of the hour in almost all nations. The entire nation was celebrating the success of  Veerayan , the first space shuttle which identified the presence of water in Saturn. Russia and the United States had started sending  humans to Mars.Reporters from India today,BBC,ABC,TV9,Madrid News and other Indian regional news channel heads had gathered at the National Conference Hall for the prime minister's speech.
A tall man guarded by  two security men walked into the hall.He was wearing a black coat and trouser.He was 36 and looked smart.

"Behold ,the prime minister of India has arrived.We appreciate your presence sir," The Orator said.
"Our PM will address the media shortly ," She said displaying a  bright smile on her face.
"Thanks a lot Miss Richa Sharma ," The Prime Minister  said.
The hall turned silent as the prime minister delivered his speech.

"My dear media friends from  India and different nations,my dear friends and mostly importantly the people of my country,... this is for you. Our scientists have made us proud today by doing something which has not only raised our status at the world level but also secured a place for us at the world council.I remember 25 years ago when our former President Mr.APJ Kalam had expressed his views about a developed India.I was a 11 year old school going kid when I keenly learned this man's vision.His vision had something which I wish would happen one day.For a nation where agriculture was a major occupation few decades ago had changed its face.We have grown into a strong nation in all the fields and we have done our best in space research and IT.Our nation has bounced back from the stagnant face of  worst politics.I'm glad it has changed.We have made it.Veerayan is a project which our scientists had been working on since last few decades. Many nations were skeptical about our ability to materialize this. We always had the confidence and faith in ourself. Chandrayaan , our first major success which identified the presence of water and minerals in Moon had already proved our ability 20 years ago.Veerayan had made us proud.I wont make you guys wait any longer. And America do keep watching us....we will be ahead of you one day"  Mr. Mukesh Sarkar ,the honorable Prime Minister of India said.

"Media friends,any one of you might wish to ask one or two questions to the prime minister," Miss Richa, the Orator said with a smile.
"One by one please ....over there," She continued.
"Hi Mukesh ji ,this is Priyanka Mehrotra from tV9. Sir, I want to know  about your upcoming plans for India," the reporter from TV9 said.
"Well maa'm  as of now we are planning to open up a bilateral peace talk with Pakistan.We would be bidding for the 2036 Olympic  games," Mr Sarkar smiled.

"Namastey sir, mei Rajiv , India news se. Kya aap Veerayan ke baad kisi dusre planet mei rocket bejne ki plan kar rahe ho(Hello Its Rajiv from India news  when are you planning to send shuttles to other planets )," Rajiv said.
"Namaste Rajiv ji, no as of now we haven't thought about it... we will let you know ," Mr Sarkar said.

"This is Brad Klamka from ABC.Do you think India will reach the level of United States,Britain and other European nations very soon..?" Brad Klamka from ABC news asked.
"Very soon Brad...its time for  India to rule the world...," The Prime minister said.
"sirjee tumi amader bengol ke gorbito korecho.(Sirjee,you've made our Bengal proud)" Keshab Dash ,the reporter from Star Bengal News said.
"I have made our nation India proud," the prime minister smiled  back at Keshab Dash
"Mukesh,this is Jennifer Lawson from BBC news.Sir, I hope you won't mind a personal question," Miss Jenifer Lawson asked.

"Sure go ahead Miss Lawson," The Prime minister said.
"Who is the woman behind your success?," The reporter from BBC news smiled.

"Hahaha Jennifer. Well that would certainly  track me back to my old days of Kolkatta where I suffered a lot.I admit there is no woman behind my life. I was not born in a wealthy  family like you all must be thinking. I am not ashamed to say that my mother washed clothes and cleaned floor at bungalows to feed me. She was some one who learnt my desire for education. She worked days and night  and struggled a lot to fullfil my dreams. I had no books,no proper clothes.I wore the same clothes everyday.  We had no home. I spend most of my time at the Sikanderpur  railway station. It was a shelter to me and my Maa.I used to study hard under the  station lights every day.My Maa's death was  the biggest loss of my life  and a turning point of my life.She was a source of inspiration to me. I struggled hard to complete my matriculation. I cleaned plates at hotels and  stitched clothes at a tailor shop to feed my education. Sikanderpur was not a well developed city 25 years ago. Like other villages,it was struck by poverty.I would like  to show you the picture of the place where I used to study to accomplish my dreams.I won't let the youth of today to suffer the same pain I suffered years ago. I will make education free and people will benifit from it." Mr. Sarkar showed a Picture .

"This is the place where I grew up and learned a lot." Mr Sarkar, the prime minister of India said.



A tear rolled down Jennifer Lawson's cheeks as she was listening to all this.
The entire crowd stood up to salute the young prime minister of India.
"You are the bhesthhhhhh.......," Mirca Torres from Madrid news said to the PM.

"Thanks a lot for your presence my dear friends... Dinner is arranged for you guys.Enjoy your dinner.It was really nice meeting you guys." Mr. Sarkar ,the PM said with smile and left for Pradhan Mantri Bhavan.

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