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I
am Captain Shank. Everyone in India knows me as Captain Shanky. I am here at
the White House to meet the President. The Jet lag because of a 16 hour air
travel made me feel dizzy. I could barely open my eyes.
"Shanky,
the President has called you inside," the President's secretary Mr. Martin
Nixon said. I could hardly hear what he said. I was lost in my own
thoughts. Planet Earth was in a serious
danger. Lots of spying activities have been detected and NASA scientists
believe that it could be a possible alien attack. There have been lots of talks
about possible invasion of our planet in due course. The extra terrestrial
creatures could be dangerous and they could make human life miserable.
I
rubbed my eyes and walked inside the President's cabin.
"Hey
Shanky, Good Morning...hope you had a safe journey," the President said.
"Yes
sir, indeed I had a great journey." I said and tried not to close my eyes.
"I
understand the jet lag Shank," the President said and offered me a coffee.
"I
definitely would like you to take rest but unfortunately I wouldn’t say
that," he said and continued, "The NASA scientists have identified
some potential threat to our planet from Extra terrestrial elements."
"Yes,
I got to learn that Mr. President," I said and smiled at him. I took a sip
of the coffee which the President offered. It was indeed royal and rich.
My
eyes aimlessly wandered across the cabin and to add to my amazement, I was
awestruck as I was sitting in front of the President.
"But
why have you called me?" I curiously asked the President.
"We
have identified some potential candidates who would go to the Silky Bay and
investigate the location and research more about planet Bluto."
My
jaw dropped as I heard all these from the President's mouth. I was in two
states whether to accept it or not. It would be a life changing event for me
but if I take this mission then there could be a probability that I could not
return back to Earth.
"You
look Ashen, Shanky!" The President curiously asked me. "You alright.
Would you like to lead this expedition?" he asked.
I
wanted to tell him yes but I couldn't convince my heart that it could pose a
severe threat to me.
After
mulling over the President's words for over 10 minutes, I agreed to his
decision.
We
both shook hands and I left for Hotel Causeway, where I was supposed to stay.
The same night
President
had invited me for a dinner at the White House. I enjoyed the meal and I gorged
over almost all the dishes.
"Play
safe Shanky," the President said as I gorged over the Turkey legs.
"Yes,
I am," I said and added, "In India we eat chickens so Turkey is
something new for me."
The
President gave me a straight face and said, "I am talking about the Lala's
and the Irwana's, Shanky!"
"Oh
I will try eating them too," I said and searched the bowls present in
front of me.
I
continued searching for the Lala's and the Irwana's and said, "President,
I don't see them. Is it a stew
or a soup?" I curiously asked.
The
President clenched his fist and said, "They are not eatables,
Shanky."
"They
are the extra terrestrial creatures which pose danger to our planet," he
said and got up.
I
stopped eating for once and stood next to him. "But don't worry.. It’s the
responsibility of the United States to ensure that you reach Silky Bay safely."
"Have
a safe journey!" The President said, smiling at me.
I
had travelled all the way from Muradabad to Washington DC to dine with the
President just to know that he was planning to parcel me to the Silky Bay.
The
NASA scientists trained me and informed me about the Lala's and Irwana's
behaviour and their lifestyles. They
gave me rigorous trainings and conducted mock sessions for the same. They
developed model images of ghost like creatures to represent Lala and Irwana's
and scared me.
"So
scary it is guys," I said to the Senior Scientist.
"Shanky,
don't take it lightly, they will destroy you and may be even cook you for their
lunch," he said and scared me even more.
The
day had arrived when my expedition was supposed to begin. I bid adieu to my
family in India. It could also be my final adieu to them. The international media was telecasting news
on me and labelled me as the Brave son of planet Earth.
"Indian
brave heart kick starts a new journey to the Silky Bay!" I eavesdropped a
man discussing this news to his wife.
"Lord
Shiva..Save me." I said and got inside the space shuttle. The shuttle
started and I was going to experience something new.
The
trajectory was decided and the shuttle was thrown into space. The shuttle got
disintegrated and I finally landed into planet Bluto in no time. I quickly got
out of it and bounced on the planet like Neil Armstrong did it when he landed
on Moon for the first time.
I
was astonished when I learned that the gravity and other climatic condition at
planet Bluto was similar to Earth. I got down and explored the scenic beauty of
Bluto. It was greenery everywhere as I stepped down just like Earth. The sky
was green in colour unlike Earth where it is blue. There was no one in sight for miles.
I
came across doll like structures that you see on Whatsapp Smiley lists.
The
White Ghost sticking its tongue out used to be my favourite and the blue happy
faced smiley with its horn. I saw something similar to it. In fact, it was the
same smiley scattered around the places.
"Which
artisan has exhibited his artwork in this part of the galaxy?" I screamed.
"So
it means humans live here!" I said to myself.
The
dolls looked so cute and the white ghost’s whatsapp smiley’s looked even cuter
with its tongue sticking out.
I
went close to one of them and said, "Hey White ghost smiley, Captain Shank
is here to meet you guys," I said and touched it.
As
I touched it, I felt a completely different sensation. I felt like a very
powerful earthquake of ricter 7.8 struck my head.
My
head revolved like Earth revolving around the sun.
"Oh
God! What just happened to me?" I asked myself, trying to figure out what
happened.
At
a closer glance, I heard some murmurings. I heard "Lala Lala" from
their mouth. I looked behind and the murmurings stopped for once. The entire dolls
like structures were at a stationery position.
I
soon walked towards the green plants and stood near the tree leaning against
it. The tree pulled me towards it.
"Be
careful Shank," I heard.
I
quickly adjusted myself and learned that it was indeed a dangerous planet. The
President was right.
"I
know there is some guy out here," I said and continued, "Who creates
dolls looking like Whatsapp smiley’s."
"Please
tell me who is it?" I politely asked.
There was pin drop silence. Later on I
realized that the doll like structures started moving and interacting with each
other.
"Holy
shit!" I said and freaked out. They all were coming towards me.
I
swiftly ran away. The President had landed me into trouble. The doll like
structures followed me.
"Hey
don't run boy." I heard a sound once again.
It
was one of the doll like structure which spoke. "You speak?" I
curiously asked.
"Yes,
I very well speak."
"I
am the leader of the Lala community and welcome to the Lala land," it said.
"Lala?"
I asked, perplexed.
"Yes
we represent the Lala's and the Erwana's of planet Bluto."
"Like
we have humans in Earth, you people have Lala's and Erwana's in Bluto, isn't
it?" I asked the leader Lala.
"You
are absolutely correct, Shanky," the leader Lala said.
"How
do you know my name?" I asked the leader.
"We
know everything about you and what you are here for?" the leader said and
continued, "Lets walk for a while, I will show you something about this
beautiful planet."
"Yes
sure," I said and started walking with them.
I
envisaged Lala's and Erwana's to be scary monsters with flagella's all over
their body just like the NASA scientists modelled. They seemed sweet and gentle.
"I
don't know why humans are afraid of us," the Leader Lala said.
We
walked over the green meadows as the leader guided me and helped me in my
exploration.
I
could not see any creatures except the Lala's and the Erwana's. They were too
sweet. It was too big a task for me to analyze and research Bluto and their inhabitant.
"The
President must have told you that we are planning to attack Earth." The
leader Lala said.
"Yes,
he did," I said exhibiting a straight face.
"We
have no plans of attacking anyone's land. We want to learn your culture and
learn from from humans the art of living!" the leader said.
The
leader Lala looked at me and said, "It will help us in making our life
easier."
"Come,
I will introduce you to my community members!"
I
followed the leader Lala like an obedient school kid.
"He
is Honest Lala, she is Modest Lala, the little one over there is Trustworthy
Lala," he said and continued, "She is artistic Lala and he is Naughty
Lala."
I
stood there dumbstruck, wondering why the Lala's were based out of adjectives.
Without much ado, I swiftly asked the leader Lala.
"Well
unlike humans, each one of us in the Lala family possesses a unique trait. Someone
has inherited some unique gene from his or her parents." The Leader Lala
said.
"By
the way I am Ingenious Lala." The leader Lala said, sticking its tongue
out resembling the infamous Whatsapp smiley.
"So
you are the creative guy it seems Mr Ingenious Lala." I said and chuckled.
My
eyes aimlessly wandered across the terrains and the valleys. I was amazed at
Almighty's creation.
Zillion
miles away in an unknown land in planet Bluto, he had created the Lala's and
the Irwana's.
"I
have a question Mr Ingenious Lala. May I ask?" I politely asked.
"Go
ahead Son!" The leader Lala said.
Son?
I laughed at myself and wondered that an alien saw me as its son.
"We
have animals in our planet. I don't see any such creatures here," I asked.
"I
appreciate you came up with such a question."
I
was already excited and I could thank the President billion times for sending
me zillion miles away to meet wonderful people in planet Bluto.
As
I walked, the leader Mr Ingenious Lala unleashed a completely different world
to me. I could see dogs and swine flying
like birds. My amazement grew more as I
saw miniature Lions, Giraffe and Elephants. All the wild animals in Earth were
Domestic animals in the Lala land. One of the miniatures Lion came running
towards me and started licking my feet .Out of affection, I carried it and
starting ruffling its fur.
As
I turned behind, I saw one of the Lala running towards me. "Shanky...go
run this guy is crazy." the ingenious Lala alerted me. I swiftly obeyed
his words and ran to save my life. At some point of time, the distance between
both of us lessened. He leaped over me and poked me with his finger and ran
away.
"What
was that Mr Ingenious Lala?" I asked the leader of the clan.
"He
is the Poker Lala. He loves poking everyone and moreover he loves poking into
others affair.
Such
a little shit!" The leader said.
One
of the Lala's grabbed me and kissed me.
"Whats
this?" I asked.
"She
is Kisser Lala. She is like the Emran Hashmi guy in your planet who loves
kissing."
"Indeed
Crazy!" I said.
Someone
from the group offered me a drink. It was good refreshment for me after a long travel
from Milky Way to the Silky Bay Galaxy. We sat down on the green meadows.
"Let’s
talk business now." The leader of the group said.
"Okay
Boss!" I said.
"At
personal level I don't know why the President hates us. Aliens are kind. We
live in our own world like you guys do." The leader started.
"Let’s
make a deal. You take us to your planet and teach us everything and we tell you
everything about us."
"Wow
that sounds interesting Mr Ingenious!" I said.
"Done."
I added.
"Cheers
to our friendship." The senior lala said and we hi-fi'ed each other.
"Between
shall I pack my bags Shanky?" the leader Lala asked.
"Sure!"
I said and asked, "I have a big doubt. Can I ask?"
"What
doubt?"
"How
do you speak English?" I curiously asked.
"We
track what’s new on planet Earth through our satellite and probably that’s how
I learnt English." The Lala said and smiled at me.
We
both started the voyage. The Lala's and the Irwana's bid adieu to their Leader
Mr Ingenious Lala.
History
was going to be created. The Lala's and the Human collaboration would give
birth to many new ideas and certainly it could change lives.
I
held my arms around Lala’s shoulder as the shuttle started.
The
New was yet to begin. Alien invasion was a myth. Atleast I knew it!
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