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Showing posts with label embarrased. Show all posts
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Friday, May 29, 2009

Embarassing Moments of my Life (Contd..)

Oh!Guys and Gals from blogworld,you know today my Engineering exams got over.For the past few weeks or so,my blog has been inactive.I can't see my chottu in this mood .So I came here to say 'hi' to all my friends.Anurag O Anurag! dude how was your Distributed Computing paper ?macha!...

Vaise Bachhi Cute hainaaaa

Well without any delay let me write the Embarassing moments of my life.Well this is a continuation post. This will be continued from wherever it was stopped.Read previous part from here

God!those were really funny.Permit me to tickle your funny bone.Get Set Go!

8.Felicitation Part y.
This was the first time I was awarded for getting excellent marks in Class 10th.Trust me I got a decent score.I was asked to speak on the stage in front of around 100 people.First of all stage fright had frightened me .I was really scared.All I wanted to do was to accept the award and run out of the hall.I'm not used to such things you see.Finally I found myself near the mic.I could see 100 souls eagerly waiting to hear Ste.They were expecting too much , but as I said "Apun log limit mein rahte hai,Kyun beedu?".
I grabbed the mic as if I was going to impersonate Amitabh Bachan after winning Filmfare.I smiled at the people stranded there.Seriously I'd removed my specks so that I won't see the people around me.Few of my chaps were all set to make me laugh in front of the crowd.I wanted to avoid them ,but I couldn't.I remained stationary.Sir,asked me to speak.I was clueless about what to speak.I just said "Thank you" and I went down without any second thoughts.

9.The Gutter Mishap.
God! How will I forget this ?.I was in class 9th or 14 years old when this incident happened. I firmly believed that people won't laugh at me after reading this.As usual I was getting ready for my school.I was well dressed with my light brown S.A.S uniform.I don't know what happened ,after few milliseconds I found myself lying in a gutter.I couldn't help myself. I thought people would come running towards me to help me.Jesus!they preferred staying away from me.I got out of the drainage by my own will.Later on I was scolded by Mom as the uniform turned all black black:P....I won't forget it .

10.The Ladies Seat.
Same old school days,when I used to travel with my Mumma wherever we went.I was 13 yrs old and this time I was seated at a ladies seat and that too in a crowded bus.I was so sweet,innocent and bhonduu that I failed to notice two woman standing near me.One of them was having a baby.Soon,an old lady came next to me and screamed at me.
"Bachhe ho kyaa ,ladies seat mein baitha hai nalayak".I stood up and paved way for her.
I rate this as highly embarassing for me.After this I refrained myself from the ladies seat.God!enough is enough.

11 . A virtual friend who seems to be real
Hmm,There is some one from my college or to be precise my classmate with whom I talk online in gtalk ,but in reality I am least bothered to talk to her be honest .One day when she asked me something in front of my friend,I gradually escaped from the scene as I didn't want my friends to pull my legs .I feel that its an embarassing moment ...huh....stupid me once again...Soon days after I met her again during my exams.She seldom speaks something in real.But in virtuality she is sherni....krrrrrrrrr!!! can u hear her roaaars!!! krrrrrr.......

12.The Sleeping Saga continues.
As I mentioned in my previous posts,I love sleeping during lectures.This time I was at the receivers end.I had to repent for my doing.For days I eschewed from homework and assignments.This time I was caught.I was in class 5.Madam Sandra came to know this and asked me to answer few questions and I didn't knew it.I was awarded with a bad remark and the remark column in my school handbook was once again flooded with red marks.Thankful I escaped from the lucky number 10 which prohibited me from meeting my principal.I love sleeping.... got it Jaani!!!!

13.The Mysterious Dog.
This time even a dog didn't spare me.It chased me for around 10 minutes and like mad I searched for a hideout .Unfortunately the dog got tired and I went away.See Ste se doggie darta hai me I never drank Mountain Dew yaa.....But the scene the dog created was hilarious and funny.I had created a realtime laughter show for the mob.

Well,isn't this enough?.People, I've postponed my Saturday Fete series for few days.Thank you Asbah , Sonshu and Priya Joyce .Love you girls for taking your time and writing for my series.Guys,this guest post thing is really exciting and a total new concept. People, I successfully completed my Engineering.Distributed Computing paper was not that good as I expected.It was lenghty as usual which is a trademark of Mumbai University papers.They want to harass poor Engineering student like us.I attempted 80marks once again.Anurag beta...sach bata kitna attempt kiya..I know you are the biggest whimper on Earth.....your papers were good ...haina??

Signing off,
The Solitary Writer

See ya Soon sweet girls and boys of blogworld.

Saturday, January 10, 2009

7 Embarassing moments of my life...

Ok first of all I would like to thank my blogger friend Yamini for this award and I will like to award my other friends.

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Getting embaressed is not a special thing.But it is to be noted under what circumstances you were put to test.Common!! by that I mean that what actually made you feel so.I am enlisting certain things that happened in my life which embarressed me to such an extent that I decide to write a blog post about it.I am going to write 7 such things in other words 7 embarassing moments of my life.Here we go

1)Patient and Patience
I was in class 5.People addressed me with a scholar tag since I never scored less than 80% marks . (hey! I was in class 5 and not engineering ehh!!).Once ,our Morals teacher asked us to make a project on patience.Our dumbi gang of guys heard it as patient and guess what I was the group leader.This all happened in my absense as I had taken an official leave of 1 week due to high fever.I assumed that my friends were right and they didn't suffered from any ear defects and we made a project on "patient" with doctors and hospital scenarios.On the project submission teacher asked me about this and She said that she never expected such a foolish act from a brilliant student from me.I had previously written a blog post about this incident.Read the post here

Ok,this took place when I was in class 7th.Our teacher was discussing some thing about properties of a magnet and I was busy sleeping at the last bench.We were last benchers.And of sudden,I heard a voice "Stephenn, roll num 26 tell me about magnetic poles," .I was just 12 then and what could you expect from a 12 year old .First of all she asked me something that was greek and french to me at that stage and secondly she asked me something when I was asleep.I just stared at her and gave a smile.In reply she slapped me and asked me to get out of the class.This was the 2nd time when I seriously felt embarressed.

3)Sleeping again
This is similar to what happened at 2nd point.I was in class 12 , and a long night of study forced me to sleep in the lecture.The sir soon got a glance of me and asked me to explain "Entropy" of Thermodynamics. Yes, I did explained him some thing ,but it seemed like he was wanting more information from me.Gosh!!! I shut my mouth .He then gave his bashans and asked me to wash my face.I was really pissed off and wanted to get out of his class as soon as I could.

4)Sleeping once again.
Hey,there is a striking similarity between the 2nd,3rd and this scenario.I was again sleeping but in engineering lecture.He asked me all about ERD and I was standing with my half eyes open.I could hear the same lectures and same result and I enjoyed the rest of the 40 minutes in the project lab surfing internet.

5)Alone with someone.
This took place recently.My cousin sister came to my house with one of her friends.Surprisingly she was amongst the most prettiest girl I had ever seen in my life.Unfortunately she was 26 . :p .Someone called my sister and she had to leave and left her friend with me.She promised that she would be back in 1 hour.I remained stunned for a while.Hey dumb!! how can you leave me alone with a stranger.?That one hour passed like anything.I hardly spoke any word ,it was she who was doing the talking thing with me and I just replied to whatever she asked.The next day I had a complaint from her.She informed my cousin that I was a shy person.As if she knew if for the first time.Well,ask my other friends how naughty I am . * wicked smile*
But ,I feel bad that I could not talk anything to her...may be because of my busy schedule with studies or something that disturbed me.

6) Collision with Dimple.
We all were leaving for home.There were a group of naughty brats who loved playing pranks on others.I was just passing by the corridors and some one pushed me over a girl.During this event,my hands unfortunately touched her body parts .huh!! may be you guessed it right :p .I never had any plan of getting beaten up by a girl.I was expecting a tight slap from her.It didn't happened as she was one of my buddy.I gave a stupid smile and I left ,later on I realized how stupid I was.I could not even apologise. idiot me ,ehh!!

7)A virtual friend who seems to be real
Hmm,There is some one from my college or to be precise my classmate with whom I talk online in gtalk ,but in reality I am least bothered to talk to her be honest .One day when she asked me something in front of my friend,I gradually escaped from the scene as I didn't wanted my friends to pull my legs .I feel that its an embarassing moment ...huh....stupid me once again...
ok ,what do you infer after reading this....
yes i do sleep during lectures :( :p

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