Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Arjun wife 2

Arjun wife 2

"Arjun, why did you cheat on me?" Nisha asked.
"You have another wife?" She curiously enquired.
"Are you out of your mind?" Arjun said, visibly annoyed.
"Then who is Arjun wife 2 on your friend Deepak's phone?" She asked.
"His wife is my good friend and she told me this!"
"Yeah, buy another Jio SIM."


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Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Choo Mantra Kaali!

Choo Mantra Kaali!

Mandy claims to be a magician in front of his friend who is a gorgeous girl. He wants to impress her so he comes with a new trick. His friend  asks him to prove that he is a magician and he tries to do something.

Mandy: Sweetheart ,I will make you vanish.
Gorgeous girl : Oh really!
Mandy : Choo mantra Kaali! Vanish!
Mandy :Choo mantra kaali, vanish, you beauty !
The girl displays a frown.
Mandy:(closes his eyes) Choo mantra kaali! Gorgeousness coupled with awesomeness go disappear.
She  gets pissed off and leaves the place
Mandy:(opens his eyes) oh she vanished. I  am a magician hahaha

Monday, September 29, 2014

Inches!

Inches!

"Dude,how much inches?"  I said to my friend, flaunting my new mobile. He gave me a confused look.

"How much is yours?" He asked me.

"5 inches!" I replied.

He looked around and said, "around 7!"

There was deafening silence for a moment and everyone looked at him.

"Aren't we talking about mobile screens?" I asked. He  gave me a startled look and slapped his forehead.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Andy-Mandy : Woh TERI hai!



 Andy - Abey tu Idhar kya kar raha hai ?

Mandy - Nahi yar, i am just waiting for a friend

Andy - Jyada smart mat ban...I know tu kiski wait kar raha hai...

Mandy - Bhai...she is  mine...woh  MERI hai..

Andy - Meine kabh bola be  woh MERI hai..... Haan Woh TERI hai.

Mandy - Bhai,are you serious? ..

Andy - Haan bhai voh sahi mei TERI hai..

Mandy - Love you bhai...you are my best friend... thanks woh MERI hai..

Andy -  haan bhai .. woh TERI hai..kitne baar bolu... abh blog likhu kya uspe.
Mandy - Thanks bhai.. i cant  believe you are telling that woh MERI hai..

Andy - Haan bhai woh TERI hai .... TERI BHABI :P


Mandy faints....
 
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Andy-Mandy : Woh MERI hai!!!




Andy: Abey Mandy, idhar kya kar raha hai be tu?

Mandy: nahi yar... bas waiting for a friend.

Andy:  I know..jyadaa smart mat ban...I know everything ...tu kiski wait kar raha hai...voh MERI hai

Mandy:you again started brother....har ladki teri  hai...abh yeh wali  MERI hai.

Andy:  Nahi Mandy .. mei  innocent girls ki zindagi barbaad nahi hone dunga..   woh MERI hai..

Mandy:  Look whoz talking..

Meanwhile the girl walks in ......

Andy : Achha hua you came dear ... tum MERI ho naa...

Mandy: abey dear ke bachhe.... tell me tum MERI ho naa

Girl:  haan Mei toh Mary hi hun...Mera naam bhi nahi yaad hai tum dono ko ( Slaps Andy and Mandy  and walks away)

Mandy: (with his hand  over his left swollen cheeek)  Bhai... yeh MARY na MERI ho saki ya TERI 

Andy: ( Looks at Mandy with his hands over his right swollen cheek) .



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Monday, August 22, 2011

Andy-Mandy : Friendship Band


Disclaimer - Andy and Mandy are two imaginary Characters. I present you the comic series. Will post it once every week. Let me know how is it


Pre Script
Andy is writing his "ADBMS" assignment and Mandy comes running

Mandy:Oye Andy !! Check this friendship band that Priyanka tied on my wrist.
Andy: Its beautiful and lovely brother.....nice nice.
*Andy continues with the assignment work.
*Mandy stares at the band
Andy: Mandy,why are you staring at the band like mad ?
Mandy: Nahi Andy,I wonder why is this circular colourful bead is embedded to the middle of the band?
Andy:Bhai ,do you still believe that this is a friendship band ( laughs).
Mandy: Nahi ,Yeh nahi ho sakta ...... mein kisi ka bhai nahi huuun



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Thursday, September 17, 2009

160.She or He!!!

"Are we high,"Sandeeep asked Ste.
"Are we?,"Ste replied back.

"I guess we are," Sandeep said.
"How?,"Ste asked him.
"Guess Guess,"Sandeep grinned.
"Tell me naa bhai,"Ste got vexed.

"We both are drinking Beer,"Sandeep said.
"So,we are high ehh,"Ste said.
"No," Sandeep said.
"We are at the 17th floor now,"Sandeep winked.
"You and your jokes,"Ste kicked Sandeep.

After 5 more pegs Sandeep lost his control.
"Ste Kanna!!,"Sandeep said.
"What??,"Ste grimaced

"Look 'shez' hot?,"Sandeep said.
"Ehh,you touched and 'shez' not!," Ste replied back.

"She smiled at me ,bhaii!!,"Sandeep was excited.
"'She didn't?,"Ste said.

"Abhey and just look at her man,"Sandeep asked Ste to look at the person.
"No,No," Ste said.
"Dumb,just see her ,"Sandeep got annoyed.
"Yep,I know you are drunk ," Ste said to Sandeep.
"What?,"Sandeep asked.

After 3 more pegs of Vodka.
"Bro,look at the chick,"Sandeep said.

"Oh !Despo!!its not 'She' ,"Ste said.

"What?,"Sandeep wiped his eyes.
"Its 'him',thats a guy,"Ste laughed.
Sandeep was now confused and asked for the bill

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

157.Sir,I wan a Lattery!!

PreScript: Arjun , who is a student of Sandeep Sir's Acting School comes to meet Sandeep Sir.

Arjun : Aye! Saar ,I won a lottery.
Sandeep: Ahh! What will you do with this money ,Son?
Arjun:Saar,I will help poor people and provide monetory support to all needy people .
Sandeep:I am very proud of you, Son.
Arjun: Saar,I will also marry a poor girl and take care of her Saar.
Sandeep: God Bless you, Son.
Arjun: Thanks Saar.
Sandeep:So how much money did you win?
Arjun: 35 Rs ka Saar

**After few days **
Arjun: Saar,I won a lottery yet again.
Sandeep:Huh!! and how much Rupees this time?
Arjun:5000Rs Saar! and I wish to give you a share.
*Sandeep Sir voraciously look s at his student Arjun as he removed the money from his pocket.
Arjun: Saar!Take this money .
Sandeep:What is this son?You give me a share of just 10 Rs,you fool?
Arjun: Saar,with the remaining amount from your share,I took your girlfriend for a date,Saar ;-)

156.A game of Cricket

Ste: Dad! Look what I got?
Dad: What is it, son?
Ste: Appa! I got the CD of “The Greatest Cricket Match Ever!”
Dad: Wow! Son…let’s see it right now. What a day!
Ste: Right away Appa.
*Ste inserts the CD into the player and waits for it to load. The CD starts with a steamy scene and things keep getting steamier*
Dad: What on earth is this in the name of cricket?
Ste: *embarassed* Aiyoo. I think someone fooled me.
*One tight slap*
Ste (trying desperately to brighten the mood): April fool dad. April fool! Ha ha
*One tighter slap again*
Ste: What was this for, Appa?
Dad: It’s April 3 today!

****His friend Sandeep visits him ****

Sandeep : See, I got the CD of “The Greatest Cricket Match Ever” just for you
Ste:(Looks angrily at Sandeep after his dad slapped him) Dikha mujhe.
Sandeep:Its a very famous cricket video,you see.
*Ste slaps Sandeep as he believed that it was an adult movie CD.*
Sandeep:Why you slapped me? (Inserts the CD on the player )
Ste: Omg!! This is really a Cricket match (gets scared)
Sandeep:Why did you slap me?
Ste: April fool !! hehehe
Sandeep: (grimaces and gives a threatening look at him)Today is 3rd April
Ste:Belated April fool Sandeep :P