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Showing posts with label rajnikant. Show all posts
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Saturday, December 12, 2009

180. Rajni makes everything possible - 3


'Rajnikanth' the name itself is enough. You may have seen him make you cry,smile and laugh with his funny gestures and acts.I would love to say that this evergreen superstar has impressed me with his acts.I can proudly say that he is my favourite actor.The talent this guy possess is appreciable and its significant to say that this guy actually rocks.I actually wrote this post because there is some reason behind this.Our superstar is celebrating his 60th birthday today.He is old but who cares until he is entertaining people. People in TN are crazy behind him.They are big Rajni freaks.
'Rajnism' is the term which is associated with absurdity in most cases.He makes things possible.I have written 2 posts about our great superstar.But I've made mockery of him in those two posts. But I can assure you that this post will see something similar. Let me tell you some historical facts and few things about this great person. Rajni unlike other actors was not rich and ambitious.He was born in a poor farmers family and there was a time when the family struggled for its basic requirements such as food and all. He was struggling during his initial phases of life. He came to Bangalore with few dreams.Before that he worked a carpenter and later switched on to work as a coolie. Despite of suffering various backdrops in life he never gave up.Its his confidence and courage which stood front.He served as a conductor for public buses in Bangalore.Life was miserable until he met Balachander.He was the first to introduce him in a movie and the movie was blockbuster hit.He started his career as villain,anti hero and supporting actor.Later on he turned into a full fledged actor and would produce blockbuster hits.Even today his movies would surpass his previous records.People in TN praise him like almighty and he is no less that god to them. The one thing I like about this Superstar is that although he may be rich and famous today, he is simple.He likes the way he is. 'Simplicity' is something which is one of this character.We get to learn a lot from him.He is the evergreen superstar and I'm glad that I am one of his fan.Once again I would like to wish him a very happy birthday.May he live long and god may shower all his blessings upon him.I'm sure he will act as a hero during his 80's and we all will enjoy it for sure. Thanks a lot O Super star for entertaining us for these 25 years and taking tamil cinema to great heights.Happy birthday to Yuvraj Singh as well and Wishes to Pooja Chopra who is representing India at the beauty contest.

Umm!! so enough of Rajni praises .Now its time for some fun.Continuing from my previous two posts.
1.Outer space exists because its afraid to be on the planet where Rajnikant lives.
2.Rajnikant has counted to infinity twice.
3.When Rajnikant does push ups ,he isn't lifting himself up ,he is instead pushing earth down.
4.Rajnikant is so fast,he can run around the world and push himself in the back of the head.
5.Rajnikant never wears watch,he decides what time it is.
6.Rajnikant gave mona lisa that smile.
7.Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
8.Rajnikant's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
9. Rajnikant grinds the coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
10.If you Google search " Rajnikant getting kicked",it generates 0 results as it doesn't happens.
11The Bermuda triangle used to be Bermuda square until he kicked off one of the corners.
12.The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajnikant are is his films.
13.Where there is a will ,there is a way.Where there is Rajnikanth ,there is no way
14.When Rajnikanth falls in water, Rajnikanth doesn't get wet. Water gets Rajnikanth
15.A picture is worth a thousand words. A Rajni is worth 1 billion words.
16.Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Rajni kick.
17. Rajni can divide by 0
18. Rajni can run faster than the speed of light.He can beat Usain Bolt any where.
19.Rajni invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
20.Rajnikanth can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
21.It takes Rajnikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
22.Simply by pulling on both ends,Rajnikanth can stretch diamonds back into coal.
23.Rajni can play cricket with a football
24.Rajni is expected to win gold in every swimming competition at the 2010 Common wealth games , even though he does not swim. This is because when Rajni enters the water, the water gets out of his way and he simply walks across the pool floor.
25. A study showed the leading causes of death in the India are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Rajnikanth, 3. Aids
26. Rajni can actually walk,sleep and eat English. God knows how? :P
27.Rajni can judge a book by its cover.
28.Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Rajnikanth. He eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
29.Rajnikanth uses a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
30. Although Rajni is afraid of snakes, but snakes are his best friends too.He uses snakes instead pf his skipping ropes.
31.Rajni once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
32.Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a Rajni glare will liquefy your kidneys.
33. When Rajni plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
34.Rajni successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.
35.Rajni does not know about this Blaag. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
36.Blogger Bandeep Salan and Rajni have one thing in common. Both are known for their craziness although the latter is better than the former.
37.People can tickle your funny bone.But Rajni breaks it.

So enough of Rajni jokes. Have fun guys! I hope you had a great time reading all this .Do write your favourite one?And once again lets sing a Happy birthday song to our great superstar.

"Happy Birthday O dear SuperStar!"
to read previous parts click here part1 & part 2
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Friday, December 05, 2008

Rajini makes everything possible 2

He is a Super star.

He is the richest actor in India.

He is a Dream boy to every girl in Tamil Nadu.
He is a talent hub.

He is a style icon. He is a skilled actor .
He is .......... guess .
...
guesss.... and guess....



Rajni Kanth

No wonder ,the description suits him well.Very few actors in India are talented like him.He looks simple ,but he acts well.Imagine he rolls on floor,flies in the air,rotates his arms like crazy and fights the goon to protect the actress.Well,I am not trying to exaggerate.His trick works in humour as well.I liked one of his movie whose name I don’t remember.Its a tamil movie and an emotional flick.I wept and was emotionally touched when he runs through the mountain ,struggles in between thorny trees ,rolls around the slopy area just to cope up with the train on which the actress was going.In that movie,the heroin’s husband dies soon after marriage where he meets with an accident.Poor Rajinikanth loved this girl like crazy and the heroins mom didn’t accept his proposal of marrying her daughter.She makes an headlong effort to hide her daughter from Rajini and arranges her marriage with a rich mans son.Finally ,the hero gets a glance of the actress in an unacceptable position where she was seen in a white saree.At last ,after a big drama of rolling,flying,fighting with the thugs ,he finally mingles with the actress and “the end” is displayed on the tv screen.

Now,I would like to present this video to you.I could not stop laughing when I had seen this movie for the first time.I guess, I was around 12 or 13 years old at that time.This is amongst Rajini kant’s biggest hits in Tamil Cinema.”Anamalai” that’s the name of the movie.Sometimes,I still wonder how come Rajni has such huge fans following him.But after watching this video ,I assured my self that Rajni rocks for sure.Ok …here it goes.In this movie,Rajni is a milkman or “dhoodh wala” in hindi.As usual ,he roams across each street to supply milk at early morning.But,this day he was put to a fix by the hostel warden.He was a regular supplier of milk for the hostel girls.At that time, unfortunately a snake makes its way into the hostel room where the girls lived.Co incidentally,at the same time our hero Rajni goes to supply milk.All girls scream and yell as they sight the snake.They rush to the hero for help.Although Rajni was helpless,he tries to get rid of the snake.He sits on the ground as if he was about to perform padmasana.The snake soon follows him.It rolls along the axis of his body and finally reaches his head.



In the mean while,one should note his reactions and facial expressions.He shouts and screams as if he was excited ,but in real he was afraid.He waits for the snake to leave.It slides through the bed and reaches the bathroom where the actress takes a bath.He rushes into the bathroom after he hears the heroine’s scream.He gets to see a rare sight that every pervert wishes .His eye balls seem to get enlarged and his eyes stopped blinking for a while.He gets a glance of the actress without any clothes and he remains stunned for a while.After going out ,he just muttered everything and his behaviour was strange and unusual.”Kadavala,Kadavale” meaning “oh!! God,god”, “I didn’t want to see any thing,but I did see something,” that’s what he said to everyone he met on road.Finally ,the actress confesses that she would show her body only to her husband and one fine day they both get married.

Quite interesting eh!!!!. Well ,here’s another Rajni video shot from a music channel.Its a 14 second clip ,just to exhibit Rajni’s funny moves and style.Here it is and enjoy.






Now before logging out,let me enlist some famous Rajni dialogues for you

“Adhe kozhandhai kitta Alex Pandiyannu sonna, innoru kaiyale avanga amma vaayayum moodum! means ‘Alex Pandian’ to that same unborn child, it will even close its mother’s mouth with its other hand!”

“Naan solrathaiyum seiven, sollathathiyum seiven.” means “I will do what Isay, I will also do what I don’t say.”

“Naan oru dhadavai sonna nooru dhadavai sonna madhiri. means “If i say it once,I’ve said it a hundred times.”

“Naan eppa varuven, eppadi varuvennu yarukkum theriyadhu, aana varavendiya neratthil correct-aga varuven.” means “When I will arrive, or how I will arrive, nobody will know, but I will arrive when I ought to.”

“Andavan solran. Arunachalam seiran.” means “God tells, Arunachalam does.”

“Chuma adhurudalla means “Doesn’t it shivers!!”

“Kanna panninga than kootama varun,singham single aa than varum” means”Pig always roams in a groups ,but a lion dares to be single,”

Many leaders have insisted him to enter politics,but our hero would always listen to his conscience and would do only that which he prefers to be the best.This post is dedicated to Rajinikanth who will be celebrating his 58th birthday on 12th December .

Long live Mr.Shivaji Rao Gaikwad a.k.a Rajnikant of T.N


PS:Also read "Rajni makes everything possible1"






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